Good one MaxMan. and too true.
Sort of a diaper story in a way.... 2 days after I had both a stint and temporary impeller put in it was time to remove the impeller... this is a super small pump they run up through your femoral artery and it supplies blood pressure so your heart can rest,... I was naked in cardiac ICU for those two days with just a sheet over me and they rolled me back into the cardiac Cath room and tossed me on that cold stainless steel table... my doc put a small wash rag over my privates and and later I realized why.... when I was a teenager my parents had two more boys and I had to change their diapers...... you learn real quick to cover little willy when you pull that diaper off or yep... the little tyke can for sure "fill up your senses". That was the reason for the wash rag over my parts.... the doc and crew did not want to get sprayed... and when they pulled that pump out... believe me, it was close.