Names unlikely to be used

Once dated a girl named Rose Early, her sisters were Diane and Mary.
Worked with a guy named Dicky Betts. And another named Joc Odur… I think he was french.
Friend who worked at a hospital had a patient that came and delivered her baby, she hadn’t picked out a name yet so they just put down “Jones, female” as is standard practice. The next day the baby daddy showed up and axed who had named the baby? Of course they replied no one, and he replied yes they did it’s on the crib… “Female” but he pronounced it “FemAlly”, so of course they liked it and left Female Jones 🙄
"must be italian, it says 'Fra-Gi-Le' ".
picaboo street was left as Baby Girl Street until they needed "a real name" for her passport...
I knew a les moore in school, and recall a kid who said his name was cris (cristopher) cross and hated his name even before anybody ever heard of the singer but i dont remember the name he went by instead.
Growing up, we moved a lot, and at 5 different schools there was a cathy campbell in my class, and even now theres one in the neighborhood. I never asked what book or movie came out that year.
I have known several named 'ledawn' and they all hated people writing down 'ladon' without being asked how it was spell't.
an aunt is spelled dorthy, and spent her life correcting people who persisted, some insistently, in adding another O.
 
Lemonjello and Oranjello
(le MON je lo, o RON je lo)
My personal favorite, Nosmo King

I was almost named Horace, after an uncle.
Lemonjello and Orangejello is a true story. Some people have no concept when it comes to naming kids.
I knew a maternity nurse who had some great stories about what certain minorities named their children.
One thought that Vagina sounded nice and another used Clitoris....
 
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