What's her name?

[LDB]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Who's_on_First?

 

[Yaworski]

He said everytime he prints or writes his name on a form or docuement, he has to put in 'NMN'!.

My personal hell is that my parents gave me two middle names. So I've spent much of my life being asked "are you sure?" or "is that your confirmation name?"

 

[Neon Vernon]

I know both of my grandmothers' middle and maiden names, and one great grandmother's - judging by the modern standard I should evidently be qualified for a prize of some sort.

 

[warren5421]

My mom was in her 60's before finding out her real name. She went by Joe thinking her name was Grace Josephine. When she needed a birth certificate she found out it was Grace Gertrude. For about 42-43 years I didn't know my mom's real name. Her dad always called her Joe so she assumed the Josephine.

 

[RonEgg]

When my son was born, my wife wanted to call him Nathaniel. I liked the name, but thought everyone would call him Nate. We settled on Nathan. Everyone but me calls him Nate!!!

 

[Conman]

I have to admit a couple months ago I went to pay my American Express bill via phone like I have for the last 20 years or so and they threw an extra security hurdle in.... "What is your mother's birthday?" I was stumped for a minute.... then I thought it was one of two days in October... got it on the 2nd try....

WAIT, I am paying a bill and they asked questions??? Nah.

 

[Hertervillian]

Co-worker has 9 letter Czech last name, that I must write twice daily and explain at least once a day. When asked my answer is always “the common spelling” .

Eventually I learned to write it without thinking about it. He was very nearly Ben Hockey, as his name belongs on a hockey jersey.

 

[Watertender]

I had an inspector to deal with whose first name was Marcia.... I pronounced it like Marsha Brady.
Said inspector gets in my face and says... My name is Mar-See-ah... I politely pronounced her name the way she told me but she gave me more crap than a herd of 10,000 bulls could make.
Come to find out, her husband was doing time in a State Prison and she found out that I had been promoted from the prison to the college where I met her. My boilers burned #6 or Bunker C Oil and she had a vendetta against that particular fuel. Between her dislike of me for being a former prison employee and the fuel I had to use she made my life miserable.
Fortunately my cousin's wife was in charge of the inspection office that this "Mar-See-ah" was out of. I had a talk with her and all of a sudden I had a different inspector handling my Powerhouse...