Pat-inCO
Hawkeye
All encompassing gun wizdumb.
~ Your gun sucks and you're holding it wrong.
~ That caliber is ineffective. You would do better to pick something bigger.
~ That caliber is too big/expensive. You would do better with a smaller
caliber that is cheaper and gives you higher capacity.
~ I am not a lawyer, I have never argued a case, and in fact I tend to get
confused when watching Matlock, but if you do not follow my legal advice
to the T you will spend the rest of your life behind bars and that's after
you get the lethal injection while sitting on the chair.
~ Unless a cop hands you the ammunition from his gun, you will go to
prison forever should you be forced to shoot someone in self-defense.
~ Your gun sucks because it's not the same gun that every cop in the
tri-state area uses and cops only use the best.
~ You have the same gun as the cops? No wonder it sucks. They only
have that gun because they got them in a bulk discount, not because
it was a good gun.
~ The difference in grip angles between your gun and mine, which can
only be measured using a protractor that uses scientific notation to
denote the degrees, shows why you gun sucks and is probably why
you're holding it wrong.
~ The instructor for that gun class you took wasn't in Iraq and didn't
operate with the operatingest operators and thus any training you got
was worthless.
~ The instructor for that gun class you took was in Iraq and the
techniques he taught you are not valid for civilians and thus you
wasted your money.
~ Your gun sucks and you're holding it wrong.
~ You're holding your head too high.
~ You're not holding your head high enough.
~ You shoot like a girl.
~ You wish you could shoot like a girl.
~ My degree is in office management and the closest I have ever come
to any sort of formal, physics training was that one time I lost the
remote and had to watch an episode of Nova, but let me explain in
nauseating detail why a 1:9 twist rate on an 18" barrel is insufficient for
the bullet weight you have selected.
~ Shot placement is everything. Unless you're shooting what I shoot,
which kills instantly even if it's just a graze across the thigh.
~ Shooting USPSA/IDPA will get you killed in a real gun fight.
~ Not shooting competition means you don't have what it takes to
survive a gun fight because you won't be accustomed to shooting
under pressure.
~ The best way to survive a gun fight is to either not get in a gun fight,
or follow the 18 paragraphs of advice I just doled out.
~ The length of your guide rod is wrong.
~ Unless you use this exact lubricant, made of purified fat from virgin
baby seals, your gun will rust between shots and that's if it doesn't seize
up on you first.
~ My father's next door neighbor's son knew a guy who thought about
going to Police Academy, plus I've been pulled over numerous times;
thus I know the law inside and out and you can't do what you've already
done a hundred times before and here's the law,
706.2 HB Subsection D paragraph 4 that is about penalties for failing to
pick up after your dog.
~ Let me deduce your every problem by the one blurry picture you
posted along with your description which suffered a dangling participle
and several typos. Don't argue with me because I am using the vast
physics knowledge I obtained by reviewing MacGyver reruns frame by
frame.
~ The way you carry your gun is wrong.
~ The way you do your politics about guns is wrong.
~ I took my AR out to the range, hit the edge of the target at 100 yards
TWICE and thus the only accurate configuration is mine. Unless you
have the exact hand guard, butt stock, front sight post and each and
every after market accoutrement that I do, you will not achieve the same
accuracy. Plus, you're holding the rifle wrong.
~ Your trigger, in a configuration that would make both Heisenberg and
Schrödinger cry, is simultaneously too light for a carry gun and too heavy
to be accurate.
~ Lab tests using Jell-O prove that this particular bullet, with a round flat
hollow point low-ogive nose is better than yours, which doesn't have the
low-ogive. Plus, shooting Jell-O is as close to real life as you can get.
And finally
~ Your gun sucks. An you're holding it wrong.
~ Your gun sucks and you're holding it wrong.
~ That caliber is ineffective. You would do better to pick something bigger.
~ That caliber is too big/expensive. You would do better with a smaller
caliber that is cheaper and gives you higher capacity.
~ I am not a lawyer, I have never argued a case, and in fact I tend to get
confused when watching Matlock, but if you do not follow my legal advice
to the T you will spend the rest of your life behind bars and that's after
you get the lethal injection while sitting on the chair.
~ Unless a cop hands you the ammunition from his gun, you will go to
prison forever should you be forced to shoot someone in self-defense.
~ Your gun sucks because it's not the same gun that every cop in the
tri-state area uses and cops only use the best.
~ You have the same gun as the cops? No wonder it sucks. They only
have that gun because they got them in a bulk discount, not because
it was a good gun.
~ The difference in grip angles between your gun and mine, which can
only be measured using a protractor that uses scientific notation to
denote the degrees, shows why you gun sucks and is probably why
you're holding it wrong.
~ The instructor for that gun class you took wasn't in Iraq and didn't
operate with the operatingest operators and thus any training you got
was worthless.
~ The instructor for that gun class you took was in Iraq and the
techniques he taught you are not valid for civilians and thus you
wasted your money.
~ Your gun sucks and you're holding it wrong.
~ You're holding your head too high.
~ You're not holding your head high enough.
~ You shoot like a girl.
~ You wish you could shoot like a girl.
~ My degree is in office management and the closest I have ever come
to any sort of formal, physics training was that one time I lost the
remote and had to watch an episode of Nova, but let me explain in
nauseating detail why a 1:9 twist rate on an 18" barrel is insufficient for
the bullet weight you have selected.
~ Shot placement is everything. Unless you're shooting what I shoot,
which kills instantly even if it's just a graze across the thigh.
~ Shooting USPSA/IDPA will get you killed in a real gun fight.
~ Not shooting competition means you don't have what it takes to
survive a gun fight because you won't be accustomed to shooting
under pressure.
~ The best way to survive a gun fight is to either not get in a gun fight,
or follow the 18 paragraphs of advice I just doled out.
~ The length of your guide rod is wrong.
~ Unless you use this exact lubricant, made of purified fat from virgin
baby seals, your gun will rust between shots and that's if it doesn't seize
up on you first.
~ My father's next door neighbor's son knew a guy who thought about
going to Police Academy, plus I've been pulled over numerous times;
thus I know the law inside and out and you can't do what you've already
done a hundred times before and here's the law,
706.2 HB Subsection D paragraph 4 that is about penalties for failing to
pick up after your dog.
~ Let me deduce your every problem by the one blurry picture you
posted along with your description which suffered a dangling participle
and several typos. Don't argue with me because I am using the vast
physics knowledge I obtained by reviewing MacGyver reruns frame by
frame.
~ The way you carry your gun is wrong.
~ The way you do your politics about guns is wrong.
~ I took my AR out to the range, hit the edge of the target at 100 yards
TWICE and thus the only accurate configuration is mine. Unless you
have the exact hand guard, butt stock, front sight post and each and
every after market accoutrement that I do, you will not achieve the same
accuracy. Plus, you're holding the rifle wrong.
~ Your trigger, in a configuration that would make both Heisenberg and
Schrödinger cry, is simultaneously too light for a carry gun and too heavy
to be accurate.
~ Lab tests using Jell-O prove that this particular bullet, with a round flat
hollow point low-ogive nose is better than yours, which doesn't have the
low-ogive. Plus, shooting Jell-O is as close to real life as you can get.
And finally
~ Your gun sucks. An you're holding it wrong.
