Where To Have Lunch

[The Preacher]

Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Maryland and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Vero Beach, Florida to play golf and catch up with each other.


At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch.

"Where you wanna go?"

"Hooters."

"Why Hooters?"

"They have those broads with the big racks, the tight shorts and the gorgeous legs."

"You're on."

At age 42, they meet and play golf again.

"Where you wanna go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Again? Why?"

"They have cold beer, big screen TVs, and side action on the games."

"OK."

At age 52 they meet and play again. "So, where you wanna go for lunch ?"

"Hooters.

"Why ?"

"The food is pretty good and there's plenty of parking."

"OK."

At age 62 they meet again.

After a round of golf, one says, "Where you wanna go ?"

"Hooters."

"Why ?"

"Wings are half price and the food isn't too spicy."

"Good choice"

At age 72 they meet again.

Once again, after a round of golf, one says, "Where shall we go for lunch ?"

"Hooters.

"Why ?"

"They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they have senior discounts."

"Great choice."

At age 82 they meet and play again. "Where should we go for lunch ?"

"Hooters."

"Why ?"

"Because we've never been there before."



"Okay.”

 

[Bear Paw Jack]

Lot's of truth there.

 

[eveled]

When my son was 2 I took him to Hooters for lunch. The girls loved him. When we left they gave him a balloon he wouldn’t let me tie it to his wrist. As soon as we got outside he let it go and it blew away.

My wife asked me where we had lunch. I told her Hooters. She laughed and said if you don’t want to tell me just say so.

At a family party someone gave him a balloon and he came right over to me and asked me to tie it to his wrist. I said ok. Then he added “I don’t want it to fly away like my Hooters balloon did”

My wife was beside herself. “I can’t believe you took him to Hooters!”

 

[Bear Paw Jack]

 

[pete44ru]

Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Maryland and the other to Texas.

They agree to meet every ten years in Vero Beach, Florida to play golf and catch up with each other.


At age 72 they meet again.

Once again, after a round of golf, one says, "Where shall we go for lunch ?"

"Hooters.

"Why ?"

"They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they have senior discounts."

"Great choice."



At age 82 they meet and play again. "Where should we go for lunch ?"

"Hooters."

"Why ?"

"Because we've never been there before."

"Okay.”

HEY - I represent that ! . :mrgreen:


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