rooger
Single-Sixer
Since I live in California, I'm severely restricted in firearms usage to protect my family. But I am allowed (for awhile anyhow) to use the 21st century version of a scarecrow on my property. I purchased a dozen mannequins from a bankrupt womans' clothing store. Using a post-hole digger, I planted them around the perimeter of my house. But to make them look the scariest, I first fitted each mannequin with a House Speaker Nancy Pelosi mask. This was six months ago and nobody has approached my house. Oh, I do miss Girl Scout cookies and pep talks from the Jehovah's Witnesses, but I feel very safe. Actually, I only worry about blind burglars who can't be scared away by Pelosi's puss.