what protects your most valuable pocessions? ( home defense)

[rooger]

Since I live in California, I'm severely restricted in firearms usage to protect my family. But I am allowed (for awhile anyhow) to use the 21st century version of a scarecrow on my property. I purchased a dozen mannequins from a bankrupt womans' clothing store. Using a post-hole digger, I planted them around the perimeter of my house. But to make them look the scariest, I first fitted each mannequin with a House Speaker Nancy Pelosi mask. This was six months ago and nobody has approached my house. Oh, I do miss Girl Scout cookies and pep talks from the Jehovah's Witnesses, but I feel very safe. Actually, I only worry about blind burglars who can't be scared away by Pelosi's puss.

 

[Silent Sam]

Careful w/ that. Notwithstanding the loss of property value due to the Pelosi effect, it may attract unrepentant liberals... looking to enforce their 'redistributive rights'.

 

[kd4rgwml]

Ceaser works nights :shock:

 

[Lo-Bo]

Since I live in California, I'm severely restricted in firearms usage to protect my family. But I am allowed (for awhile anyhow) to use the 21st century version of a scarecrow on my property. I purchased a dozen mannequins from a bankrupt womans' clothing store. Using a post-hole digger, I planted them around the perimeter of my house. But to make them look the scariest, I first fitted each mannequin with a House Speaker Nancy Pelosi mask. This was six months ago and nobody has approached my house. Oh, I do miss Girl Scout cookies and pep talks from the Jehovah's Witnesses, but I feel very safe. Actually, I only worry about blind burglars who can't be scared away by Pelosi's puss.


You win, hands down. That was some funny stuff (but probably true).

 

[sigp220.45]

ADT, a German Shepherd, and this:

 

[96-EJ6]

Hopefully the labs will wake up first and handle the situation...If that doesn't work my P97 with two full mags is the first grab, followed by my Colt Peacemaker replica.

 

[patrickjames]

ADT, a German Shepherd, and this:

great picture

 

[Motex66]

Great old post. I love it when the old ones are brought back up.

 

[wolfsong]

Depends which room I'm in when the warning is sounded. A shot gun here, a revolver there, a pistol over there, another shot gun in the general area... Peace and God bless, Wolfsong.

 

[Fishslayer]

Well... let's see... there are three dogs at the moment

Dingo & Fauna

And foster Beauregard

If anybody gets past them I've got some other stuff... :wink:

 

[Chief 101]

290 lbs. of ugly fat. :shock:

Well, I am only 190# and ugly so I have to live in a place where home invaders have to think twice as everybody including me is ready for 'em, and not scart of 'em. Look at my avatar pic, who wants to f---- with that dude!
Chief aka Maxx Load

 

[Quattroclick]

My Wife. She once took on a robber armed with a pistol with her small briefcase. She beat the crap out of the guy, who fled.

As a backup, there is a Colt, or Smith, or Ruger, or Springfield available. They all are quite capable of ending a disagreement.

 

[gotcha]

Well this is the first line of defense, extremely protective of home and family(compliments of our counties finest)

then maybe this

Nice thread
Carl

 

[jpickar]

If my meopauseal wife don't kick the crap out of an intruder then my SP101 will do it! :lol: :lol:

John

 

[Tommy Kelly]

I only have 34 loaded handguns in the house. None are locked up where they would be hard to get to. When I lay down at night I have a 40 cal glock with 16 rounds in it less than 6" from my hand and a dresser with 5 handguns on top of it. All fully loaded. 2 1911's and the rest glocks then about 10' away is a closet with the other 26 handguns in it fully loaded everything from a 500 S&W to a 25 colt auto. plus 2 dogs inside and 2 cats outside. A person would be crazy to even attempt to rob our house. Also my wife shoots almost as good as I do so there would be double trouble here.

 

[goretro77]

After target shooting and practicing weekly to use this proficiently under stress, I pray to never have to use this on another human being but will do so to protect my wife and kids.

God Bless the U.S.A.

 

[gramps]

Well there are 4 shelties 25-35 lbs apiece(bark alot). That wakes up a 100 lb Kuvasz that has bitten me 15 times(he is a bit testy) backed up by the Beta Rosie O'Donnell(it ain't no Rosie O'donnel) that is a kuvasz/husky mix at 110 lbs. Then comes the Alpha Rosie O'Donnell who is ex-military and she can shoot. Since I am not home much anymore I am happy with the arrangement. It has worked well for the 2.5 years I have been traveling. With slight modifications this arrangement has worked for our 24 years of marriage.
gramps

 

[gramps]

I am not at all happy with my words being changed when I am not using profanity, but language that is normal everyday usage in the dog world!
gramps

 

[Rclark]

A CA .44 Special Bulldog and another close at hand .45 Colt Vaquero. Loaded of course and available (not in a silly vault or ammo over there and gun in another place :roll: .... ).

 

[maxpress]

ive often wondered if a fire extinguisher full of o2 and gasoline followed by a zippo would be considered deffense or cruel and unusual. you could always hit them with the gas and show them the zippo while asking them to leave.
just a random thought.