Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip?

[dadstillsurfs]

I hate mayonnaise, but it is numero uno for many things, artichokes, bacon lettuce and tomato sandwiches, lubing up split torta rolls before browning (try it, you’ll like it)... that kinda stuff.
BUT Miracle Whip is the hands-down winner for peanut butter / banana / lettuce sandwiches... nothing else tastes right.
"Wait what about coleslaw dressing?" you say... I say that apple cider vinegar coleslaw, especially with diced up apples, is better 10 times to Sunday (and it's stupendous on pulled pork sandwiches.. nothing like it).
Change my mind

 

[eveled]

You can cook with mayonnaise, like butter in the pan.

My mother made grilled cheese sandwiches, mayo inside, butter on the outside. You could see through them

 

[3manfan]

Congrats, your GF showed you how to make Fry Sauce

Any burger place worth its salt in Utah will offer fry sauce.

Fry sauce? No such animal in Miami in the 90's

 

[akmania]

Neither, don’t like either of them
Mustard on a sandwich or hamburger.

 

[410-er]

Dukes

 

[Wyandot Jim]

AHHHHHHH Yes But in Mexico Mayo is so preferred they even have a holiday named for it.
The holiday came about by the sinking of the Titanic. What few know is the Titanic had 20,000 jars of Mayo on board headed to Mexico after the NYC stop. Well as you all know those jars didn't make it to Mexico.
Now all of Mexico celebrates the day as Sinko-Da-Mayo in the US we call it Cinco de Mayo

 

[old 41]

It depends on the application, Miracle Whip for sandwiches, and mayonnaise for potato or macaroni salad, etc.

 

[Lt Choate]

It says salad dressing on the label.

Who's reading labels??? If it's white and fluffy and in the fridge.... it's Mayonnaise.

 

[WendyZXZ]

Neither of us cared for either. Definitely more of mustard types here!

 

[ProfessorWes]

Hunt's ketchup for me.

I can't stand either mayo or Miracle Whip. Something about either one just makes me want to gag.

 

[rice paddy daddy]

Dukes only in our house.
A good, Southern staple.

If I brought home any other mayonnaise there would be hell to pay.
If I brought home Miricle Whip my next stop would be divorce court.

 

[thinckley]

BUT Miracle Whip is the hands-down winner for peanut butter / banana / lettuce sandwiches... nothing else tastes right.

Elvis?

Seriously, other than you’re him, WTF?!?!!

 

[thinckley]

Fry sauce? No such animal in Miami in the 90's

It’s been in Utah far longer than that.

 

[steveodtw]

Miracle Whip for me, Hellman's for Mrs. Pawncop.

Same here.

 

[Conman]

All depends on what your mommy raised you with!

 

[Skeet 028]

I have always preferred MW...If mayo Hellman's/Best Foods...or possibly Dukes in a pinch. Tater salad 1/2 and1/2... Mac salad MW...I make a 1000 Island type dressing 60/40 MW -Mayo Ketchup Homemade Sweet pepper relish (sweet pickle otherwise) for salads and broiled chicken breast.... Cole Slaw...MW...Like Granny made it

 

[blume357]

I have never been much of a mayo (or mustard) guy. Even though I am not a vegan we have been using Veganaise for years.

There is a good joke in there somewhere..... like didn't we fight them back the 60's and early 70's?

 

[nekvermont]

Hellman's in our fridge. My wife complains about the jars, says it's hard to get the mayo out. Why can't they use straight walled jars??

 

[JackBull]

Dukes or Hellman's.

 

[GasGuzzler]

Who's reading labels??? If it's white and fluffy and in the fridge.... it's Mayonnaise.

But they don't taste the same and the consistency is different too. All tissues are Kleenex and all soda is Coke ...

 

[eveled]

Here is one. For mayo on a sandwich do you use a spoon or a butter knife?

I very much prefer a spoon for this task. Same for PB and Jelly.

 

[GasGuzzler]

Knife ... what my Mom calls a case knife. A spoon is reserved for larger quantities like a recipe.

 

[Heliman]

Miracle Whip by Best Foods. Hate Mayo.

 

[extex]

Duke's Mayonnaise preferred.

 

[dadstillsurfs]

Who's reading labels??? If it's white and fluffy and in the fridge.... it's Mayonnaise.

How's that whipped cream taste on your sandwich?

 

[dadstillsurfs]

Elvis?

Seriously, other than you're him, WTF?!?!!

It's a great sandwich... if you haven't tried it, I recommend you do. If you have and don't like it... scroll on brother, scroll on.
BTW if I gain any more weight, I'll look like a white-haired King.

 

[Lt Choate]

How's that whipped cream taste on your sandwich?

Delicious............... wanna bite?

 

[arfmel]

"Here is one. For mayo on a sandwich do you use a spoon or a butter knife?"

 

[GunnyGene]

Y'all be careful out there. You don't want to mention Miracle Whip to a hooker. Unless you're into that kind of thing.

 

[Ethang]

with it being so easy to make and delicious... homemade.. Miracle Whip is an abomination and should not be mentioned in polite company.