P***y Whipped
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Yaworski
Hawkeye
Anyone who says, "Happy wife, happy life."
I've known quite a few guys who gave up things when they got married because their wives didn't like them. Guns, golfing, cigars, etc.
The same thing happens to women. My mother was an avid bowler when she married my dad. She had her own ball and shoes. She never bowled again.
I've known quite a few guys who gave up things when they got married because their wives didn't like them. Guns, golfing, cigars, etc.
The same thing happens to women. My mother was an avid bowler when she married my dad. She had her own ball and shoes. She never bowled again.
That expression makes my skin crawl! How about "Happy spouse, happy house"?
Another sure sign of being PW'd is anyone using the acronym SWMBO, even in jest
ProfessorWes
Hawkeye
I walked away from such a relationship fairly early in adulthood, and my experience with that particular former GF - with a side order of dishonesty, instability and emotional manipulation - is largely why I remained a bachelor.
It didn't help that for some reason I always attracted the moody and crazy chicks. After a while you quit looking.
I really wish I'd been able to present my parents with a couple of grandkids to spoil . . . but under the circumstances it's far more likely I'd have had nothing more than a monthly child support check to show for my efforts.
It didn't help that for some reason I always attracted the moody and crazy chicks. After a while you quit looking.
I really wish I'd been able to present my parents with a couple of grandkids to spoil . . . but under the circumstances it's far more likely I'd have had nothing more than a monthly child support check to show for my efforts.
lucky for us in ALASKA, with a woman to man is about 8-1. so you never lose your next wife, you just lose your turn...
We knew somebody like that we told him have some fun that’s it no he marry her lost everything house that his parents have him everything too bad we warn him
In my wife's family there are several who say that. Mostly domineering miserable excuses for the female species. They nag, scream and whine their way to getting what they want.
Her oldest brother is married to the prime example of this behavior. She belittles him in public and addresses him as John Joseph just like a 2nd grader getting scolded for talking out of turn.
My wife's sister is married to a guy with a PhD in political science and no job in the field. He is underemployed for the education that he has and she is constantly nagging him about everything in the world.
My wife talked down to me once in public and I told her that it was going to be the first and last time. I told her that I don't talk to her in that manner and I will not be talked to that way. I was scheduled for a colonoscopy and she informs me when we are there that she also ordered an endoscopy because I was going to be out for the other procedure. She was adamant that I have the endoscopy and I told her... I'M YOUR HUSBAND, NOT YOUR PATIENT!!!! I had the office staff remake the paperwork and told them if I was given the endoscopy that they would have to find a new location because I would redecorate the office with anything I could lay my hands on.
I left with only the colonoscopy done and they were more than happy to see me leave...
RugerForMe
Blackhawk
My nephew for one. We hunted and fished all the time. He was a Sheriff's deputy and as soon as he got married his wife made him get rid of all of his guns and take a job as a non-armed security officer. If it was me that would have been one short marriage.
And I work with a guy that is older than me, his wife is 8 years younger and won't let him retire till she can retire.
And I work with a guy that is older than me, his wife is 8 years younger and won't let him retire till she can retire.
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Paul B
Hunter
I once had a good friend. He and I were about ss close as brothers. He got tangled up with a horse faced Rosie O'Donnell and married her. First this to go were his guns. Then she did not approve of his friends, although he and I still got together every once in a while. I lost contact when I left California for good and it was quite a few years before I went back to San Francisco so my youngest daughter could meet her grandfather for the first time. While showing her some of the sights of the city, I decided to stop by and see my good friend. I swear he came close to crying when he saw me and the harriden he married just scowled. We talked for a while and it was just heart breaking to see just how badly she dominated the poor guy. When we left, as we were going down the steps I heard her yell that she does not want that person in her house ever. I blew my stack. I think I scared my daughter a little too because I went back and gave hid wife one of the nastiest ass chewing I've ever giver anyone. You see, I'd saved his bacon twice over the years. Once from drowning in the Russian River and the other when he was arrested on a phony rape charge. She was there for the first and knew all about the second incident. He stood to one side and I could see a smile slowly forming. If he was smart he would have dumped her by then but AFAIK they're still together, more's the pity.
Paul B.
Paul B.
The thread title has me hearing DAC singing along:
"Blame it on the whiskey and gin...". :)
"Blame it on the whiskey and gin...". :)
I despise manipulative people regardless of gender. Manipulation in marriages and other relationships is quite common.
No one told us about the warning signs.
No one told us how to spot those to avoid.
If someone verbally abuses you, they are not your friend. If someone constantly tries to make you feel guilty, they are not your friend. If someone gives you the silent treatment, they know the truth is not on their side because they don't want to reason with you.
A man-woman relationship can be like a corporation with two CEO's. In rare cases they work out OK. In most cases one is dominant and the other is submissive. Hopefully the dominant one is the more intelligent of the two. If the dominant one is only dominant because he/she is inclined to be that way....or because she has "one of these" and "can get one of those" any time she wants, life can become miserable.
No one told us about the warning signs.
No one told us how to spot those to avoid.
If someone verbally abuses you, they are not your friend. If someone constantly tries to make you feel guilty, they are not your friend. If someone gives you the silent treatment, they know the truth is not on their side because they don't want to reason with you.
A man-woman relationship can be like a corporation with two CEO's. In rare cases they work out OK. In most cases one is dominant and the other is submissive. Hopefully the dominant one is the more intelligent of the two. If the dominant one is only dominant because he/she is inclined to be that way....or because she has "one of these" and "can get one of those" any time she wants, life can become miserable.
Yep, And Proverbs 21:19 — 'Better to live in a desert than with a quarrelsome and nagging wife."
JMD101
Single-Sixer
Wish I read that 50 yrs ago.
dadstillsurfs
Single-Sixer
By your definitions I guess I'm whipped.
I include my wife in all the big expenses I shell out for. On the other, I hunt waterfowl which is not cheap at all. Between rent for our trailer, cost of our blind, ammunition (lots), eating out when I'm up there, and fuel for the 300 mile round trip, it adds up.
We have a boat that I fish out of. I've got an ATV that I use for waterfowling and goofing around on our vacation home.
On the other hand, she doesn't binge shop, or spend TOO much money on luxury stuff at all.
We'll celebrate our 50th wedding anniversary in February 2027.... unless she comes to her senses before then.
I include my wife in all the big expenses I shell out for. On the other, I hunt waterfowl which is not cheap at all. Between rent for our trailer, cost of our blind, ammunition (lots), eating out when I'm up there, and fuel for the 300 mile round trip, it adds up.
We have a boat that I fish out of. I've got an ATV that I use for waterfowling and goofing around on our vacation home.
On the other hand, she doesn't binge shop, or spend TOO much money on luxury stuff at all.
We'll celebrate our 50th wedding anniversary in February 2027.... unless she comes to her senses before then.
I was thinking,
Happy Lips. Happy Tips.....dont read into itThat expression makes my skin crawl! How about "Happy spouse, happy house"?
Another sure sign of being PW'd is anyone using the acronym SWMBO, even in jest
Skeet 028
Single-Sixer
Got married...quit drinking quit chasing women ...Sold 65 guns...bought a house...she was happy. Told her I was going to buy guns to replace 'em...she said ok. I guided hunters and fishermen...money I earned went to living expenses. Tips were mine...I bought guns. Bought a very expensive gun with tip money...not a word from her. A fellow found out I had it and offered me a very large amount. A year or so before we went to a farm auction . Talked to my banker and...bought the farm...we had just paid off the mortgage where we lived.. Anyway....Said paid 5 for the gun...and he offered me 28...so we could put 23 on the mortgage. She honestly said well that would be nice...2300 on the mortgage...I said no hon...23000 on the mortgage. Fastest subtraction you ever saw. She said where did you get 5000 dollars? Tips I said and held my tongue. She said up to you, do what you want...but it would be great...I put 25000 on the mortgage...she made me retire at 47. Said she'd keep working and take care of me in the manner I deserved because I was almost worth it 55 yrs now....but I let her quit working early
The lookin dont last but the cookin does.
Just got done with year 51. Made a vow, til death do we part. Divorce never came up, now murder.....
But you are allowed to have 16 wives...
4 Better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer.
Just got done with year 51. Made a vow, til death do we part. Divorce never came up, now murder.....
But you are allowed to have 16 wives...
4 Better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer.
In some people's lexicon Good interpersonal; skills =whipped.
Don't ask permission, just by it. If I had to ask permission, the safe would be empty. BTW, I have nearly 60 of them. And don't question what she buys.
