I know that lead in is a real joke... but here is the deal... my wife is and I was for 7 years but that was 40 years ago. I like my meat, especially cow. As most of you know I'm laid up with a broken ankle. I've been getting cards from the folks at our church/fellowship and got one yesterday from my wife's women's group... I thought it was quite funny and true. (Even though I do like grains and greens)