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Single-Sixer
A Canadian farmer, an Arab terrorist and an American Biker are walking out
of a restaurant one morning as an antique truck goes by and an old lantern
falls out.
The lantern rolls in their direction and a Genie pops out.
“I only give 3 wishes at a time so I will give each of you one wish, which
is three wishes in total, and all that I can give,” says the Genie.
The Canadian thinks for a moment and says, “I am a farmer and my son will
also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in our region of Canada.”
POOF! With the blink of the Genie’s eye, that land in Canada was forever
fertile for farming.
The Arab terrorist is amazed. He says, “I want a wall around Afghanistan,
Iraq, Syria and Iran so that no infidels can come into our precious land.”
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie’s eye, there was a huge wall around
all those countries.
The Biker says, “I am very curious, Genie. Before I make my wish, please
tell me more about this wall.”
The Genie explains, “Well, it’s about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and
completely surrounds each country. Nothing can get in or out; it’s
impenetrable.”
The Biker crawls on his Harley, leans back, cracks a beer, lights a cigar,
smiles and says,
“Fill it with water.”
of a restaurant one morning as an antique truck goes by and an old lantern
falls out.
The lantern rolls in their direction and a Genie pops out.
“I only give 3 wishes at a time so I will give each of you one wish, which
is three wishes in total, and all that I can give,” says the Genie.
The Canadian thinks for a moment and says, “I am a farmer and my son will
also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in our region of Canada.”
POOF! With the blink of the Genie’s eye, that land in Canada was forever
fertile for farming.
The Arab terrorist is amazed. He says, “I want a wall around Afghanistan,
Iraq, Syria and Iran so that no infidels can come into our precious land.”
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie’s eye, there was a huge wall around
all those countries.
The Biker says, “I am very curious, Genie. Before I make my wish, please
tell me more about this wall.”
The Genie explains, “Well, it’s about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and
completely surrounds each country. Nothing can get in or out; it’s
impenetrable.”
The Biker crawls on his Harley, leans back, cracks a beer, lights a cigar,
smiles and says,
“Fill it with water.”
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