Amusing reminder of aging

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Being in the midst of recovery from major orthopedic surgery, and having my regular doc tell me that he is concerned that I might have blockage in my carotid artery, I hardly need other reminders of my increasing age. But this morning I had an odd, and maybe amusing thing happen. The background image on my laptop changes everytime I use this computer, selecting photos seemingly at random from the ones stored on the laptop. Today I opened the laptop and the photo was a group family photo taken just a few years back at the outdoor wedding of my oldest son, his second marriage, and my very first thought upon viewing this somewhat familiar photo was "who is that old fat man on the far right of the group?". And of course, that "old man" is me. I look in the mirror every morning when I shave, but I guess I really don't see myself. It takes a photo to remind me that I am getting really old. But at 82, at least I am not yet dead.
 
Just got my new DD 3208 (Retired Military) card I was amazed that you can get that many wrinkles in one photo.

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I don't know what all you guys are talking about. I'm only 61 (probably one of the younger guys here) and the only thing I've noticed is that as I get older I seem to be getting taller. Because it hurts more when I fall and takes longer to get back up.....Getting taller is the only explanation that makes any sense.
 
A few weeks ago I was headed into the store following a well dressed young pretty woman.
She stopped at the entrance and turned around to hold the door open FOR ME.
THAT makes you feel old. :cry:
I went to the eye doctor today and the young lady kept saying things like watch your step, honey, follow me, honey. I told my wife the person WE see in the mirror isn't the person other people see when they look at us. An amusing reminder of my age happened a few years ago when I when I went to Dunkin' Donuts. When I walked in a knockout young woman with waist long blond hair and tight jeans standing in line made eye contact with me and gave me a big smile. That made me feel pretty good about myself. When I walked by her again when I left she gave me another big smile. Now I was feeling really good. When I got in my truck and looked in the rear view mirror I realized why she'd been smiling. I had toothpaste in the corner of my mouth. Bummer
 
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Oddly, the man I see in the mirror isn't the same as the one who appears in pictures taken recently. We had to update pictures for the ATF application and the ones I sent don't look anything like me. :rolleyes: :unsure::oops:
When I was driving a commercial truck I got stopped for inspection by a NY state trooper and gave him my CDL. He looked at it and said, "this isn't you!". I said DMV took it & it's a poor picture. He eventually let me go but reluctantly.
 
When my Dad died he was 63. I was 33 at the time and thought that, well, he was an old man. When I was 63 it didn't feel very old (I stayed on my job until I was 70), but now, looking back, I really feel that 63 is not old at all. In truth, making it to a really old age is a privilege that is afforded to few, and despite the problems it brings should be appreciated by those who get there. Life is better than the oblivion which follows.
 
Went for a nuclear stress test and an echo cardiogram just to "check" the system. The dr. told me: "Everything is normal for a man your age (81)." I told the young lady dr.: "Somehow, that doesn't make me feel HEALTHY doc".

J.
 
I don't know what all you guys are talking about. I'm only 61 (probably one of the younger guys here) and the only thing I've noticed is that as I get older I seem to be getting taller. Because it hurts more when I fall and takes longer to get back up.....Getting taller is the only explanation that makes any sense.
Gravity is also getting stronger, just check your scale.
 
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I stayed at a friend's deluxe mountain condo once and took a lonnng hot shower after a day on the slopes. Stepping out to dry off in a steamy bathroom, I glanced at the foggy full-wall mirror and was momentarily startled. "Dad! What are you doing here?"
 
Not too many years ago, a PYT at work saw a picture of me from forty years ago. She exclaimed, "My god! You were good looking." Thanks.

Sometimes comments similar to that can be more than painful. A few years back my then new daughter in law was looking at some old albums of photos that I had taken and asked me about a particular young woman in one of the photos. She said "Who is this? She really is a beautiful woman!". I asked her to keep her voice down. It was a photo of my wife, who is still beautiful in my eyes but no longer really looks like the woman in that old photo. Talk about reminders of aging.
 
Sometimes comments similar to that can be more than painful. A few years back my then new daughter in law was looking at some old albums of photos that I had taken and asked me about a particular young woman in one of the photos. She said "Who is this? She really is a beautiful woman!".

I think that women are more hurt than men by comments like that.
 
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