Amusing Nicknames

[Watertender]

I just had breakfast with a couple of guys who used to work with my dad.
They reminded me about a guy who they used to call "Suitcase". Seems that he had a girlfriend and his wife found out.
She superglued the head of his dingdong to his belly while he was sleeping and he had to go to the Emergency Room to get it freed up.
The crew found out about it and started calling him Suitcase because his wife made it into a handle!

 

[Mike J]

I just had breakfast with a couple of guys who used to work with my dad.
They reminded me about a guy who they used to call "Suitcase". Seems that he had a girlfriend and his wife found out.
She superglued the head of his dingdong to his belly while he was sleeping and he had to go to the Emergency Room to get it freed up.
The crew found out about it and started calling him Suitcase because his wife made it into a handle!

Ouch!

 

[skipytiger]

When I worked at the prison we had a guy nicknamed Pinky. He was so useless that one of the other Engineers pointed at him with his little finger and said he wasn't worth pointing at with a full finger.

My dad was nicknamed Ears because he had large protruding ears. He didn't mind that nickname but someone called him Dumbo on a construction site. The guy who called him that found out in short order time that he said the wrong thing because my dad was anything but stupid. Dad waited until he went into the on-site outhouse and dad bumped it with a backhoe bucket. From that time on the guy was referred to as Shisekopf because he had crap splashed from his feet to the top of his head.

I'm Watertender but that is the old name for my occupation and trade. I wear it proudly and I'm known by it in the boiler and Powerhouse community

Our big eared guy was called "Bink" -- his big ears made him look like a radar antennae and "Bink" is the noise you hear when staring at the screen

 

[Neon Vernon]

A guy I was in the Marines with had a roll of skin resting on top of his ears on each side. We called him Scred, a contraction of Scrotum Head. He was actually a really good guy.

Currently a kid at work is referred to as Scooby Doo. In reality he looks like Shaggy but I guess it's more fun to say Scooby Doo.