Understanding women

[RugerHound]

With ALL due respect to the RF ladies and Mrs. Rugerhound (Who sent me this link!)

 

[willk]

Am I to understand that what you have shown us is the "Abridged" version

 

[wwb]

It's been said before, but bears repeating.....

 

[Odie808]

 

[skeeter]

I like the fact that women have all those buttons and knobs. They're fun to play with.

 

[gramps]

I saw a well endowed young lady with a t-shirt on that read " I am well adjusted-don't fiddle with the knobs!"
gramps

 

[Chuckbuster II]

I remember a punchline that went something like, "You want two or 4 lanes on that bridge to Hawaii?"

 

[Fox Mike]

As an added note; the book's font is "8"

 

[Pat-inCO]

There are two theories about understanding women; neither one works. :wink:

 

[stevemb]

To roughly quote some ole Mtn man..a womens breast is the hardest rock the good Lord made, I cannot find a track upon it. Again, roughly quoted, and used in the movie Jeremiah Johnson.

 

[wunbe]

Mark Twain had it right.... "Deep in the heart of every woman is an abiding fear that the man she loves is having a good time."

wunbe

 

[powder smoke]

 

[HW11]

NOT

 

[coach]

By the time your finished reading it you'd be dead anyway. So why bother. :wink:

 

[Colonialgirl]

Guys; ALL this slamming of women; Today in the super market parking lot, I observed an old couple walking from their auto to the market holding hands; I'm always the joker and said; "Here, Here, No open displays of affection in Public." They both laughed and then said that on Monday they would be celebrating their 59th wedding anniversary.
I congratulated them both, shook hands with the man and hugged his wife and said, " It makes my heart feel great to see two people so much still in love that they walk along holding hands; May you have many more Anniversaries in your future."
The thought of the Two of them holding hands after 59 years STILL gives me a warm feeling in my heart.
Guess I'm a bit jealous too. :roll: :roll:

 

[volshooter]

Now I wouldn't say the guys are slamming women folk, theys just pointing out that women are "complex".
Ask a man a yes or no question and your more likely to get a Y/N answer. Ask women folk the same and you might get a Y/N response but you better be able to read body language, tone, attitude, how their dressed, what their hair condition is, weather, the date and a host of other variables if you are to understand their answer! Not to mention you better get it right or the silent treatment for you!
I been married to the same gal for pert near 38 years. Waaayy to many times when we decide to go out to eat I ask her "where would you like to go, what do you want/feel like?" Her response is "I don't care or you pick". Sure enough when after we get there she says something like " I had lunch here". Just letting me know she would rather have went somewhere else.
A man can eat the same place every day and enjoy it like it was his first time.
Men don't care, it is food. Not so with women folk.
I ain't even gonna touch intimacy.
What's up with dinner, candles, bubble bathes and massages?
Men only have a on/off switch....... :roll: :roll:

 

[Kevin]

Colonialgirl, you're a sweetie. I forwarded this thread to a friend of mine. Not all women are difficult to read. Just most. I would have to agree with Volshooter, on the restaurants. Everytime. And I mean 100% when the hostess seat my wife and I at a table, Sweetie will ask for a different table. Then she tells the hostess which table she wants. My daughter already knows the phrase girls can change their minds boys can't. Which is both right and not right, but I don't correct her.

 

[gunsmith11]

wife and I just had the 50th, wonder if at the 59 she will consider sleeping in the same room, she hasn't for the last 15 years