Things that you can say to guys that you can't say to women . . . .

[Yaworski]

without severe repercussions.

1. "Everyone else in your family is so good looking, what the hell happened to you?"

2. If you haven't seen someone in a long time, "Wow! You put on some weight!"

3. "Did you really pay money for that haircut?"

 

[crstrode]

4. Your fly is open.

 

[Richard76]

you don't sweat much for a big person

 

[NC FNS]

Don’t nest the spoons in the dishwasher…

 

[bedfordboy]

How’s it hanging

 

[GasGuzzler]

Almost everything.

 

[Donnieweps]

4. Your fly is open.

Funny if you're not the recipient.

 

[Bruce Warren]

4. Your fly is open.

I know! I'm trolling!

 

[xTopGun]

how does one even know for certain what they are speaking to in today's world..... jus say'n

 

[ex13F]

 

[vito]

"Nice shirt. Where did you buy it? Do they sell new stuff too?"

 

[codebreaker]

"Did you lose a bet?"
Usually said about someone's tie.

 

[Jeepnik]

"Did you lose a bet?"
Usually said about someone's tie.

What is this tie of which you speak?

 

[blume357]

The only one I can come up with is what and old guy told me when I explained what happened to my chain saw that I loaned to a friend.

He said, " Boy, you never loan out your chainsaw, it's like a woman if you do she will not come back the same."

 

[ChrisL]

I know! I'm trolling!

See Seinfeld ...

 

[44Squatch]

Stop acting like a woman

 

[Jeepnik]

At times, absolutely anything!

 

[xTopGun]

you could use a good swift kick in the balls .....

 

[contender]

"you could use a good swift kick in the balls ....."

A buddy of mine once said that to a person of the female by birth type. That person did NOT think it was funny.

 

[wproct]

Pull my finger! :ROFLMAO:

 

[vito]

"You did it wrong. Let me explain to you how my Mom did it so that you can do it right next time."

 

[eveled]

If something is offensive it is offensive. Doesn’t matter who you say it too.

If it’s someone close with a sense of humor, it doesn’t matter what gender the person is.