Some Humor rounded up.

[Colonialgirl]

After numerous rounds of, "We don't know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send Ted Kennedy a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Kennedy opened the letter which appeared to contain a single line of coded message, 370HSSV-0773H. Kennedy was baffled, so he e-mailed it to John Kerry. Kerry and his aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI, so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA. With no clue as to its meaning, the FBI finally asked Marine Corps Intelligence for help. Within a few seconds the Marine Corps cabled back with this reply, "Tell Kennedy he's holding the message upside down."
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A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.
So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girlfriend with the following note:
"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."


Got some more but check the political page.

 

[gramps]

Have you ever tried turning your iPad upside down to read it!!! :shock:
gramps-grrr. :lol: :mrgreen:

 

[Montelores]

Thanks, Pamela -

As usual, you have the best forwarding-worthy jokes!

Monty

 

[mikewriter]

I admit I had to copy the "message" and turn it upside down - but it was worth it!

Mike

 

[Jeepnik]

Marine Corps intelligence. Now there's an oxymoron. This is not from me but from my youngest. Seems intelligence folks do their level best to get grunts killed. No love lost there.