Healthy Eating

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I've heard that if you lick the icing off a cupcake, it becomes a muffin.... and they're healthy.
 
I have come to conclude that anything that is healthy for you causes flatulence. Fresh vegetables, fruit, legumes... oh and watch out for the Kale. That is "Super Food". :shock:
 
Eat mostly plants, home cooked is best, don't eat too much.

I watched that on tv the other night (PBS). Now I'm trying to improve my diet. Bet that doesn't last very long. :D
 
Jimbo357mag said:
Eat mostly plants, home cooked is best, don't eat too much.

I watched that on tv the other night (PBS). Now I'm trying to improve my diet. Bet that doesn't last very long. :D

What did they have to say about bacon? I don't trust anybody who says "Don't eat bacon." It's right in there with beer and pizza as one of the basic food groups (I have a special version of the food pyramid).
 
wwb said:
Jimbo357mag said:
Eat mostly plants, home cooked is best, don't eat too much.

I watched that on tv the other night (PBS). Now I'm trying to improve my diet. Bet that doesn't last very long. :D

What did they have to say about bacon? I don't trust anybody who says "Don't eat bacon." It's right in there with beer and pizza as one of the basic food groups (I have a special version of the food pyramid).

I agree! Years ago they said coffee and alcohol was bad for you. Now they're saying when used in moderation they are good for you. My fear is that 100 years from now the doctors will be saying that our generation could have lived longer if we would have had more cholestral (sp) in our bodies.
 
Robes said:
I have come to conclude that anything that is healthy for you causes flatulence. Fresh vegetables, fruit, legumes... oh and watch out for the Kale. That is "Super Food". :shock:

I once read in the Easy Rider Mag. that a healthy man farts at least 15 to 20 times per day!!!!! I love kale.......
 
JPGLSG said:
I once read in the Easy Rider Mag. that a healthy man farts at least 15 to 20 times per day!!!!! I love kale.......

Women don't fart, though.... their mouth is always open, so they can never build up any pressure.

If "The Boss" knew I said that, I'd be in trouble.... forever.
 
wwb said:
JPGLSG said:
I once read in the Easy Rider Mag. that a healthy man farts at least 15 to 20 times per day!!!!! I love kale.......

Women don't fart, though.... their mouth is always open, so they can never build up any pressure.

If "The Boss" knew I said that, I'd be in trouble.... forever.

That's just not true, mine talks all the time and farts.........
 
wwb said:
Jimbo357mag said:
Eat mostly plants, home cooked is best, don't eat too much.

I watched that on tv the other night (PBS). Now I'm trying to improve my diet. Bet that doesn't last very long. :D

What did they have to say about bacon? I don't trust anybody who says "Don't eat bacon." It's right in there with beer and pizza as one of the basic food groups (I have a special version of the food pyramid).
Bacon is ok as long as you put it with something, like a salad or a burger. Yeah right. :D
 

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