Colonialgirl
Hawkeye
My EX sent this one to me and I JUST had to share it !!
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Farmer Jack
>> Jack once lived on a quiet rural
>> highway but as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and
>> got so heavy and so fast that his free range chickens were
>> being run over, at a rate of three to six a week.
>> So Farmer Jack called the local
>> police station to complain, "You've got to do
>> something about all these people driving so fast and killing
>> all my chickens," he said to the local police
>> officer. "What do you want me to
>> do?" asked the policeman. "I don't care, just do
>> something about those crazy drivers!"
>> So the next day the policeman had
>> the Council erect a sign that said: SCHOOL
>> CROSSING Three days later Farmer Jack
>> called the policeman and said, "You've still got to
>> do something about these drivers. The 'school
>> crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster!"
>> So again, they put up a new sign:
>> SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY . That really sped them up. So
>> Farmer Jack called and said, "Your signs are no good.
>> Can I put up my own sign?" In order to get Farmer Jack off
>> his back he said "Sure. Put up your own
>> sign." The phone calls to the Police
>> Station stopped, but curiosity got the better of the
>> Officer, so he called Farmer John, "How's the problem
>> with the speeding drivers. Did you put up your sign?"
>> "I sure did and not one chicken has been killed."
>> The policeman was really curious
>> and thought he'd better go out and take a look at the
>> sign. He also thought the sign might be something the police
>> could use elsewhere, to slow drivers down..So he drove out
>> to Farmer Jack's house. His jaw dropped the moment he
>> saw the sign.
>> 'NUDIST COLONY - 'Slow
>> down and watch for chicks!'
Problem solved!
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Farmer Jack
>> Jack once lived on a quiet rural
>> highway but as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and
>> got so heavy and so fast that his free range chickens were
>> being run over, at a rate of three to six a week.
>> So Farmer Jack called the local
>> police station to complain, "You've got to do
>> something about all these people driving so fast and killing
>> all my chickens," he said to the local police
>> officer. "What do you want me to
>> do?" asked the policeman. "I don't care, just do
>> something about those crazy drivers!"
>> So the next day the policeman had
>> the Council erect a sign that said: SCHOOL
>> CROSSING Three days later Farmer Jack
>> called the policeman and said, "You've still got to
>> do something about these drivers. The 'school
>> crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster!"
>> So again, they put up a new sign:
>> SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY . That really sped them up. So
>> Farmer Jack called and said, "Your signs are no good.
>> Can I put up my own sign?" In order to get Farmer Jack off
>> his back he said "Sure. Put up your own
>> sign." The phone calls to the Police
>> Station stopped, but curiosity got the better of the
>> Officer, so he called Farmer John, "How's the problem
>> with the speeding drivers. Did you put up your sign?"
>> "I sure did and not one chicken has been killed."
>> The policeman was really curious
>> and thought he'd better go out and take a look at the
>> sign. He also thought the sign might be something the police
>> could use elsewhere, to slow drivers down..So he drove out
>> to Farmer Jack's house. His jaw dropped the moment he
>> saw the sign.
>> 'NUDIST COLONY - 'Slow
>> down and watch for chicks!'
Problem solved!
