Dumpster Divin @ Walmart

[Mobuck]

Yesterday was 'go to town day' with a stop for groceries at Walmart. It was noonish when we got there so lots of folks and parking lot was busy. We were half way back to the pickup with our purchases when I realized I'd failed to add a couple of bananas (Contender's suggested bait for possums/skunks). I thought I'd just unload the cart and go back for a couple of bananas when lo & behold there was an empty banana peel and a half eaten banana lying in the lot near our vehicle. OK, looks like FREE bait to me so I unload the bags, grab a pair of gloves (since one never knows who/what had cast off the banana) and a bit self consciously walked over and picked the remains up. I'd taken a look around hoping no one would see me but as I stood up, a well dressed middle aged female walked right past. She looked at me with the most disdainful scowl, I looked down first at the empty banana peel and then the half a banana, and offered her the half.
O M G!!! The look on her face was absolutely PRICELESS. With a snort like an old whitetail doe, she sped up, and was out of sight. Grouch Attack nearly had a stroke!!

 

[twerpymoon]

You da man! I nearly peed myself!

 

[GLASSMAN]

 

[bigbillyboy]

That is hilarious.....

 

[blume357]

Besides what she was thinking, why could you have not just been picking up the trash? Heck I pick up litter like that all the time... the question who is worse, litter bugs or the people who are too lazy to return the shopping cart to a bin and just leave it sitting out in the lot?

 

[jav]

Now that’s funny I love it

 

[MaxMan]

Besides what she was thinking, why could you have not just been picking up the trash? Heck I pick up litter like that all the time... the question who is worse, litter bugs or the people who are too lazy to return the shopping cart to a bin and just leave it sitting out in the lot?

The ones who leave the carts in the parking space. EVIL!

 

[MaxMan]

Funny story, some people need to be loosened up and live real lives.

 

[protoolman]

That's totally hilarious. I wish I'd have been there to see it!

 

[BULL'S-EYE]

I always seem to encounter at least one individual that'd likely taken you up on that banana offering whenever I'm shopping at Walmart.

 

[turd]

Sounds like you made a new friend.

 

[Watchman]

Some people have no gratitude.

 

[contender]

Oh my gosh,, I busted out laughing! I LOVE it! "Touche' "

 

[3manfan]

Yesterday was 'go to town day' with a stop for groceries at Walmart. It was noonish when we got there so lots of folks and parking lot was busy. We were half way back to the pickup with our purchases when I realized I'd failed to add a couple of bananas (Contender's suggested bait for possums/skunks). I thought I'd just unload the cart and go back for a couple of bananas when lo & behold there was an empty banana peel and a half eaten banana lying in the lot near our vehicle. OK, looks like FREE bait to me so I unload the bags, grab a pair of gloves (since one never knows who/what had cast off the banana) and a bit self consciously walked over and picked the remains up. I'd taken a look around hoping no one would see me but as I stood up, a well dressed middle aged female walked right past. She looked at me with the most disdainful scowl, I looked down first at the empty banana peel and then the half a banana, and offered her the half.
O M G!!! The look on her face was absolutely PRICELESS. With a snort like an old whitetail doe, she sped up, and was out of sight. Grouch Attack nearly had a stroke!!

You really woulda baked her noodle if you just held her stare as you scarfed down that remaining half.....

 

[Lt92]

Yesterday was 'go to town day' with a stop for groceries at Walmart. It was noonish when we got there so lots of folks and parking lot was busy. We were half way back to the pickup with our purchases when I realized I'd failed to add a couple of bananas (Contender's suggested bait for possums/skunks). I thought I'd just unload the cart and go back for a couple of bananas when lo & behold there was an empty banana peel and a half eaten banana lying in the lot near our vehicle. OK, looks like FREE bait to me so I unload the bags, grab a pair of gloves (since one never knows who/what had cast off the banana) and a bit self consciously walked over and picked the remains up. I'd taken a look around hoping no one would see me but as I stood up, a well dressed middle aged female walked right past. She looked at me with the most disdainful scowl, I looked down first at the empty banana peel and then the half a banana, and offered her the half.
O M G!!! The look on her face was absolutely PRICELESS. With a snort like an old whitetail doe, she sped up, and was out of sight. Grouch Attack nearly had a stroke!!

That's on her ..ID have split it with you no problemo...she obviously has never been on patrol without any rations for a day or days...

 

[GasGuzzler]

Nice

 

[Watertender]

Mobuck, there must be something about well-dressed middle age women at Walmart.
I was in Walmart one Sunday morning about 8am after having coffee with some friends.
The store is fairly quiet and I hear this magnificent fart that sounded so good I even felt better!
I look around the end of the aisle just in time to hear a second blast of wind with as much fury as the first. It was a fairly large well-dressed woman and I did the only thing that made sense. I gave her a golf clap and told her that I even felt better.

She made a noise somewhere between a gasp and snort as she made a hasty exit from the store. I was laughing so hard that I forgot what I was in there to buy.

 

[Lt92]

Mobuck, there must be something about well-dressed middle age women at Walmart.
I was in Walmart one Sunday morning about 8am after having coffee with some friends.
The store is fairly quiet and I hear this magnificent fart that sounded so good I even felt better!
I look around the end of the aisle just in time to hear a second blast of wind with as much fury as the first. It was a fairly large well-dressed woman and I did the only thing that made sense. I gave her a golf clap and told her that I even felt better.

She made a noise somewhere between a gasp and snort as she made a hasty exit from the store. I was laughing so hard that I forgot what I was in there to buy.

Beautiful!

 

[RoninPA]

Was busy yesterday and this morning. What a GREAT Saturday morning thread and LAUGH.

 

[cpt-t]

Yesterday was 'go to town day' with a stop for groceries at Walmart. It was noonish when we got there so lots of folks and parking lot was busy. We were half way back to the pickup with our purchases when I realized I'd failed to add a couple of bananas (Contender's suggested bait for possums/skunks). I thought I'd just unload the cart and go back for a couple of bananas when lo & behold there was an empty banana peel and a half eaten banana lying in the lot near our vehicle. OK, looks like FREE bait to me so I unload the bags, grab a pair of gloves (since one never knows who/what had cast off the banana) and a bit self consciously walked over and picked the remains up. I'd taken a look around hoping no one would see me but as I stood up, a well dressed middle aged female walked right past. She looked at me with the most disdainful scowl, I looked down first at the empty banana peel and then the half a banana, and offered her the half.
O M G!!! The look on her face was absolutely PRICELESS. With a snort like an old whitetail doe, she sped up, and was out of sight. Grouch Attack nearly had a stroke!!

Mobuck: Outstanding just absolutely Outstanding. You did good.
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