Wholer?

[Joe Reilly]

When I was young, I never planned to read books. I was just always reading. I would read one book & there would be something that referred to another author. Then I would have to find a book to read by that guy. If I got bogged down in anything too heavy I would finish it. Then I would cleanse my palate with a Louis L'Amour western.

I had a pretty clean palate, was reading 3-4 L’Amour westerns a week

 

[Fox Mike]

Actually I am more of a Moon Pie and RC person. Lay on the porch in summer with a good book and the above named goodies. Of course that's just me. I am sure there are some here that never put peanuts in their Coke.

 

[Watertender]

Actually I am more of a Moon Pie and RC person. Lay on the porch in summer with a good book and the above named goodies. Of course that's just me. I am sure there are some here that never put peanuts in their Coke.

I have included Moon Pie and RC Cola along with marbles and various other things as trading materials for various Ruger related goodies.
Flattop44 has a very nice red velvet display case for a pair of 38's... It happens to be from Frederick's of Hollywood and is a 38DDD! He is absolutely stunning in it!!

 

[oldmarine69]

My wife gets Justin’s Nut Butter.

I can’t get past the name.

That reminds me of a recent visit to the grocery, and seeing a grown ass man whining because the store was out of Almond Milk. I was feeling extra mouthy, so I told him he would not drink that if they called it what it really is. He asked what that might be. I told him, it's only "Nut Juice"! Oh the look I got!

 

[pisgah]

Fig Newtons are good; whole dried figs are a whole lot better...

 

[blume357]

My wife is a food fanatic and is now trying to be gluten free... but lately she has been talking about how much better flour from Europe is than the U.S. stuff which according to her has been hyberidized (sp?) ...

As for Wholer ... that is a German company that sells chimney sweep items....

I like fig newton's too... y'all know that Figs are a healing fruit, the Bible says so.

 

[vito]

Comparing fig newtons to Poptarts is a joke. Fig Newtons are a delicious cookie while PopTarts are cardboard with some filling, and not fit for human consumption.

And BTW, being "gluten free" is not some nutritionally advanced state of being. Unless you have celiac disease it does nothing for you.

 

[Sam Summey]

I just searched “Are fig newtons healthier than pop tarts?”

AI response included. Fig newtons are slightly healthier because of wholer ingredients! .

I asked definition of wholer. AI told me thats not a word.

Then I asked AI for a definition of wholer ingredients. It replied I think you are looking for whole foods super market to buy ingredients.

I freeze up with the term A.I. A computer is only as good as the information stored in it. I continuously see firearms depicted in AI generated photos (usually the uniforms and insignias are "off the wall"). Without a doubt the photos are flawed, the firearms have bolts depicted on rifles with visible gas cylinders. Puts new meaning to "fully semi-automatic". When my wife passed last year, I was flooded with depictions of 60-70 year old women appearing with 30 year bodies, just one flaw they only had three fingers on each hand like a cartoon character. I occasionally receive photos like those now, but the women now have 4 fingers, they cleaned up their act.

 

[contender]

"Flattop44 has a very nice red velvet display case for a pair of 38's... It happens to be from Frederick's of Hollywood and is a 38DDD! He is absolutely stunning in it!!"

Carl,, that display case was the wrong size! Those that know him,, KNOW he's a size 44!
Even his license plate says; "ILUV44S"

 

[Johnny-Baseball]

I love them both. Nilla Wafers are of course better with peanut butter...

The favorite pie my mom used to make included a crumbled vanilla wafer crust filled with a lemon icebox pie (made with Eagle Brand milk) topped with meringue. She made two of them the day I returned to Texas from Thailand - DD214 in hand.

I ate a slice of that pie for dinner (roast beef!!! Another first, at least for a year.). Then after mom and dad went to bed, I stayed up all night watching color TV (for the very first time) and ate all of the other pie.

Heaven on earth.

 

[Joe Chartreuse]

Summer isn't for reading

Its for having fun and doing stuff

Of course! The books are usually read in bed afterwards! Then again, if you're having a great Summer you may be too tired....

 

[Yaworski]

When my wife passed last year, I was flooded with depictions of 60-70 year old women appearing with 30 year bodies

Better than 30 year old women with 70 year old bodies.

 

[WanderLust]

There went my diet plans for the week!

 

[Teflon97116]

I just searched “Are fig newtons healthier than pop tarts?”

AI response included. Fig newtons are slightly healthier because of wholer ingredients! .

I asked definition of wholer. AI told me thats not a word.

Then I asked AI for a definition of wholer ingredients. It replied I think you are looking for whole foods super market to buy ingredients.

The "restroom facilities" at my summer camps in the 60s where all two-holers.

 

[coach]

Toasted strawberry pop tarts with a scoop of vanilla ice cream is a treat. I never considered healthiness as part of the equation.

 

[Watertender]

Toasted strawberry pop tarts with a scoop of vanilla ice cream is a treat. I never considered healthiness as part of the equation.

I just had an ice-cream sandwich while watching my favorite episode of The Twilight Zone.
Nervous Man in a Four Dollar Room

 

[Jeepnik]

The "restroom facilities" at my summer camps in the 60s where all two-holers.

Ours was closer to a basic training latrine. Row of toilets, long trough urinal and open group showers. But you learned quickly to get things taken care of before lights out. It's not that you couldn't use the head afterwards, but it was so dark that even with a flashlight you could get lost trying to find your way back.

 

[eveled]

The two hole outhouses are mostly to take advantage of a bigger hole. Not for romantic bowel movements.

 

[Yaworski]

Outhouse? Here's a pilot-bombardier latrine at Philmont.

 

[blume357]

Well at least they put a wall between the two for privacy .........

actually, looking back at the original theme of this thread... about how A.I. had made a mistake and made of the word 'Wholer', I'm a little comforted by this... means that the super computers and such are just about at my level for spelling and grammar at times.

 

[Yaworski]

Well at least they put a wall between the two for privacy .........

There's also the pilot-copilot.

 

[Sam Summey]

The favorite pie my mom used to make included a crumbled vanilla wafer crust filled with a lemon icebox pie (made with Eagle Brand milk) topped with meringue. She made two of them the day I returned to Texas from Thailand - DD214 in hand.

I ate a slice of that pie for dinner (roast beef!!! Another first, at least for a year.). Then after mom and dad went to bed, I stayed up all night watching color TV (for the very first time) and ate all of the other pie.

Heaven on earth.

I have a friend that was "guest" in prison in North Vietnam. He told me that the 6 years he was in captivity, all he could think about was vanilla ice cream. Every time we went out to eat, he ordered vanilla ice cream for dessert.

 

[gonepostal]

Comparing fig newtons to Poptarts is a joke. Fig Newtons are a delicious cookie while PopTarts are cardboard with some filling, and not fit for human consumption.

And BTW, being "gluten free" is not some nutritionally advanced state of being. Unless you have celiac disease it does nothing for you.

Finally someone said it. Hallelujah. Thought I was the only who knew that

 

[Yaworski]

Finally someone said it. Hallelujah. Thought I was the only who knew that

Lots of people know it. Lots of people also know that most people who declare that they have an issue with gluten really don't.

 

[s4s4u]

The two hole outhouses are mostly to take advantage of a bigger hole. Not for romantic bowel movements.

I recall a scene in M*A*S*H where Harry Morgan says that a two hole latrine would be better because the "troops can give each other encouragement"...or something to that effect.

 

[gonepostal]

Lots of people know it. Lots of people also know that most people who declare that they have an issue with gluten really don't.

Good point

 

[eveled]

We were working on the archery range at our club. One guy declared he had an emergency and ran to the seldom used outhouse. 15 seconds later be comes out screaming pants around his ankles trips a falls on his face. A white cat covered in diarrhea right behind him.

He dropped trousers squirted and got clawed across both cheeks.

 

[blume357]

Lots of people know it. Lots of people also know that most people who declare that they have an issue with gluten really don't.

Now wait a minute... my wife's root doctor told her to cut out gluten.
The 'root doctor' (that's what I call her) examines your eyes and can determine what's going wrong in your body.
I'll explain more after y'all post some come backs....

 

[Yaworski]

Now wait a minute... my wife's root doctor told her to cut out gluten.
The 'root doctor' (that's what I call her) examines your eyes and can determine what's going wrong in your body.
I'll explain more after y'all post some come backs....

Sounds like voo-doo.

 

[Richard76]

root doctor seems like someone you would see with your pants down......