What's your one line philosophy?

[KIR]

Read this one in a book and works for me...

Sleep til noon and screw 'em all!

 

[pawncop]

The joy is in the quest.

 

[noahmercy]

I may be fat, hairy, and ugly, but at least I smell bad.

 

[wolfsong]

I have two. They're both in my sig line.

 

[375hh1973]

F em if they can't take a joke

 

[mk70ss]

Life is a contact sport, play hard.

 

[The Norseman]

“Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do”

 

[ProfessorWes]

"I aim to misbehave" works.

 

[LDM]

Do it to them before they can do it to you.

 

[BearBiologist]

Leave me alone and I'll leave you alone!

 

[Snake45]

Try to have at least a little fun every day.

 

[Jeepnik]

It’s in my sig line. From an “old” sarge.
Go low, go slow and preferably in the dark.

He was about 24 and was talking about E&E. But the principal applies to many things in life.

 

[Rick Courtright]

Hi,

Go slower, go further.

It makes more sense as one reaches certain age milestones.

Rick C

 

[weaselmeatgravy]

Bloodthirsty hordes of godless Democrats rampaging and burning the streets prove the need for the second amendment.

 

[Mobuck]

I don't expect others to do more than I but I sure as heck don't expect any less.

 

[Diabloman]

IF IT AIN'T BROKE......DON'T FIX IT....!

 

[turd]

F em if they can't take a joke

This one has been mine for more than 45 years.

 

[ronto]

Let's play...Antonio Banderas

 

[Ride1949]

Don't believe most things you read.

 

[BlkHawk73]

Every day above ground is a good day

 

[mr surveyor]

It's not the fall that makes it hurt .... it's just that sudden stop

 

[Pat-inCO]

Growing old is HARD WORK . . . . The mind says yes,
but the body says WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING?

 

[Danjet500]

Whatever isn't a mystery is just guesswork.

 

[Dave P.]

A day will come when I can no longer do this, today is not that day!

 

[Snake45]

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused.

 

[GunnyGene]

We used teeth before the sword.

 

[Fox Mike]

As my signature line says: "No matter what life throws at you, NEVER ring the bell."
A reference to the SEALS but also in life. No matter what happens, never quit. I remember someone once told me that quitters never win and the winners never quit.

 

[codebreaker]

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

 

[contender]

"Be Prepared."

 

[dweis]

Mine was once said to me by an old gunnery sergeant when I was in the Corps. I have borrowed it,
“If you fight with me, I will fight for you. If you fight against me, I will kill you.” The guy was the Mattis of the non-com ranks.