Today's Humor

[JPGLSG]

So I was walking in the mall and I saw that there was a muslim bookstore. The sign outside led me to wonder just what exactly was in a muslim bookstore so I went in. While I was wondering around taking a look the clerk was giving me the stink eye and asked if he could help me. I knew I didn't look like his normal clientele so I asked;

Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his US immigration policy regarding muslims and illegal aliens ??

The clerk said kiss my azz, get out and stay out !!!!

I said yes that's the one, do you have it paperback.

 

[gunzo]

Bravo 8) :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Bear Paw Jack]

I like it.

 

[Pistolero]

Good one!

 

[don44]

Thumbs Up!!!!

 

[Robes]

That got distributed.....

 

[Tensaw]

Good one! I borrowed it.

 

[exavid]

Where was the trigger warning? I damn near spilled some good Alaskan Amber ale.

 

[mistermills357]

Right'o, will duuu! Do you have Donald Trump signs, in yer Muslim bookstore? NO? You will have them, just watch.

 

[Robes]

Gawd..... "Riligeon".

 

[Pal Val]

Remember the hymn?
"Gib me that old thyme riligeon."

 

[toysoldier]

A guy goes to a library in Saudi Arabia, and asks the librarian "Do you have the Koran online?"
The librarian says they do indeed have that.
"Can you burn me a copy?"
:twisted: