Aqualung
Blackhawk
As I'm not fond of children, I relate...
There was this guy, who really wasn't fond of children. He searched and searched to find a job, but the only thing that was available was driving a school bus. He grudgingly took the job.
He knew he was in trouble when the bus he was to drive was covered in cartoon characters like Oscar the Grouch, Grover, Big Bird, Cookie Monster, etc.
His first stop is to pick up these two, chubby girls who were both smeared with candy and eating all kinds of snacks. They sat in the front two seats and proceeded to chow down noisily, smearing the seats with crumbs, chocolate and potato chip grease. Coincidentally, both girls were named Patty.
If that wasn't bad enough, the next stop was to pick up Hoss, who's mother held up the bus by getting in the door and waxing poetic about how special her son was and how great and smart he was. She went on and on about how special care should be taken because he was on the bus and nothing should happen to him. That delayed the ride about 20 minutes.
The next stop yielded Lester, who lived nearly to the far edge of the route, which meant that the ride back to school would be a long one. Lester pulled out a deck of cards and started up a card game with the two girls and Hoss.
Soon, Hoss was whining annoyingly about how Lester was hiding cards and cheating.
So, the driver yelled at Lester to knock it off and he broke up the game. Lester sat back in the seat and, in view of the rear-view mirror, proceeded to patrol his nostrils with his index finger...
The driver was at his wit's end. He finally dropped the kids off to the school, went into the Administration office and threw the keys down on the counter.
"I quit. I can't take it!"
The Administrator asked what was wrong
"Friggin two all-beef Patties, Special Hoss, cheatin' Lester and his pickin' all on a Sesame Street bus!"
Aqualung
There was this guy, who really wasn't fond of children. He searched and searched to find a job, but the only thing that was available was driving a school bus. He grudgingly took the job.
He knew he was in trouble when the bus he was to drive was covered in cartoon characters like Oscar the Grouch, Grover, Big Bird, Cookie Monster, etc.
His first stop is to pick up these two, chubby girls who were both smeared with candy and eating all kinds of snacks. They sat in the front two seats and proceeded to chow down noisily, smearing the seats with crumbs, chocolate and potato chip grease. Coincidentally, both girls were named Patty.
If that wasn't bad enough, the next stop was to pick up Hoss, who's mother held up the bus by getting in the door and waxing poetic about how special her son was and how great and smart he was. She went on and on about how special care should be taken because he was on the bus and nothing should happen to him. That delayed the ride about 20 minutes.
The next stop yielded Lester, who lived nearly to the far edge of the route, which meant that the ride back to school would be a long one. Lester pulled out a deck of cards and started up a card game with the two girls and Hoss.
Soon, Hoss was whining annoyingly about how Lester was hiding cards and cheating.
So, the driver yelled at Lester to knock it off and he broke up the game. Lester sat back in the seat and, in view of the rear-view mirror, proceeded to patrol his nostrils with his index finger...
The driver was at his wit's end. He finally dropped the kids off to the school, went into the Administration office and threw the keys down on the counter.
"I quit. I can't take it!"
The Administrator asked what was wrong
"Friggin two all-beef Patties, Special Hoss, cheatin' Lester and his pickin' all on a Sesame Street bus!"
Aqualung
