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Old weathered cowboy goes to the barber and says he'd like to get a shave but his cheeks were
so wrinkled he wasn't sure the barber could do it.

Barber says "no problem" hands him a little wooden ball about an inch in diameter and tells him to put
it between his cheek and gum and it will smooth out the wrinkles so he can get a good shave.

Old boy does so and gets the greatest shave he's ever had.

Thanks the barber and asks him what would happen if he accidentally swallowed the ball.


Barber says, "Oh you just do what every body else does, bring it back in a couple of days."
 
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Guy walks into a bar, orders a beer.

Notices a large raw oyster in a jar of vinegar on the backbar with a sign saying "free beer if you can swallow this oyster whole".

After a couple more beers, he tells the bartender he'll swallow the oyster to offset his bar bill. Bartender fishes the oyster out of the jar, puts it on a small plate, and sets it in front of the guy who picks up the plate and slurps the oyster down. Bartender just stands there.

Guy says he'll have another beer since they're free for the evening. Bartender just stands there.

Guy says "How 'bout that beer?" Bartender says he's just waiting to see if the guy can keep the oyster down.

Guy says "What makes you think I can't keep it down?"

Bartender says "Well, nobody has been able to so far."

:mrgreen:
 
I heard a variation of the oyster story. A annoying broke drunk came in the bar and said he would do anything for a drink. The mean bartender said okay, you take a sip out of that spittoon and I will give you one. The drunk drank the entire contents. The bar tender asked him in between gagging how come he drank more than he needed to?
The drunk said once he started he couldn't stop!
 
bogus bill said:
I heard a variation of the oyster story. A annoying broke drunk came in the bar and said he would do anything for a drink. The mean bartender said okay, you take a sip out of that spittoon and I will give you one. The drunk drank the entire contents. The bar tender asked him in between gagging how come he drank more than he needed to?
The drunk said once he started he couldn't stop!
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:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Ya gotta think about that one for a minute.

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
 
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