Speaking of naked men.......

[Bob Wright]

The two sisters, unclaimed blessings, reported having a naked man walking around in his house. the shades were up and the curtaons drawn back. It was a bujsy night for the police, but finally a car was dispatched to investigate.

The officers asked to be directed to the vantage point. Standing in the room the officers looked out the window, but from their vantage point could not discern any embaressing view that might offend.

"Ma'am, I'm sorry but the view I see doesn't reveal any shocking view."

To which on of the spinsters repied, "You have to stand on the chest there."


Bob Wright

 

[contender]

:D

I've heard that one,, but it always makes me smile!

 

[wheelgun1958]

 

[Bear Paw Jack]

A nun and a priest were traveling through the desert and their Camel died. Their hopes were dashed and were sure of death. The priest said to the nun since we are going to die anyway could I see were breasts? She thought for a minute and said “why not”. She opened her blouse and showed them off.
Then she said, since we are going to die anyway can I see your penis? He thought for a minute and said “why not”, and drops his pants.
He thinks a little more and said since we are going to die anyway, maybe we could use my penis for what it’s supposed to be used for, after all, it brings life.
She says, if it brings life, stick it in the camel and let’s get out of here.

 

[eveled]

Who was speaking of naked men?

We had a customer who was a prolific painter. He would not let anyone use his cellar door.

You had to walk through his living room parlor and kitchen to the cellar stairs. A meandering path lined with his paintings. Now they weren’t sexual and not full nudes. Each painting depicted a scene of young topless men playfully doing something mundane. (All had spectacular abbs and pecs)

Washing a car and splashing each other. Painting a fence, playing catch, etc. All young all topless all trim and fit.

It was super creepy. One guy wouldn’t go back. After wards I had him convinced he was the subject of the latest painting.

“A young topless HVAC TECH”

 

[MaxMan]

A lady called the police and reported a man exposing himself through the window of his house. The police came and asked to see how the man could be seen. She said first you have to climb on top of the piano and lean over so far you need the chandelier for support.