Some Blonde Jokes

[Kevin]

OK, these are from a friend of mine, she just so happens to be blonde. I think some of them have been posted here. My friend won't read this. But that's ok. I told her I'd "borrow" them.


Q: Why do blondes take the pill?
A: So they know what day of the week it is.

A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...." The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"

Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an "F" in sex.

Q: What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes?
A: She sticks it in the microwave!

Q: Why did God give blondes 2 more brain cells than horses?
A: So they don't S%&T in the parade.

Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A: Data transfer.

Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I'm sooooo drunk!"

Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

Q: Why are blondes bad at Hide and Seek?
A: Because they can never find the sausage.

 

[contender]

I'm gonna show these to Miss Penny,,,,,, and then tell her they are about her,,, compliments of Kevin!

 

[Colonialgirl]

why are Blondes so dumb; Because MOST of them are Brunettes in disguise.

 

[737tdi]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Zorba]

A blonde and a brunette jump out of an airplane at the same time.

Which hits the ground first?

The Brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask directions!

 

[Bull Barrel]

What do you call a blonde who changes her hair to brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
What do you call a group of blondes in an ice storm?
Frosted flakes.

How many blond jokes are there?
Two. Everything else you hear is true.