Saving money on security

[exavid]

I've disconnected my home alarm system and de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch.

I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the center.

The local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house24/7.

I've never felt safer and I'm saving $49.95 a month.

 

[6gun]

Now all you have to worry about is drone strikes when they send a drone to take you out for being a citizen terrorist.