I've got an older answering machine that has capability for three messages.
The first one is "Hi, this is Pat and I use the answering machine to screen
all my calls . . . . The second one says "If you want to be verbally abused,
leave a message." The third says "HI! Let's see, I want a large, thin crust,
double cheese, sausage and pepperoni, with . . . Ah . . . lets 'see . . .
and goes on for a minute, then hangs up (announce and hang up).
I've gotten messages that said they were going to use my first message
because it is/was polite but no nonsense. The rest of them have not
gotten any replies. 8)
I'll also mention that I have the ringer on the phone turned off, so I don't
hear it ring. It is only if they leave a message that I know the phone is
active. - - - P.S. to that is the phone keeps a log of calls received so I
know it is working and so I can see if there are any trends. Lately I've
been getting bunches of calls from a spam number that says it is from
CO, but if you call it back, it is a non working number.
