My Sister's wit......

[Bob Wright]

I just heard this story from one of the attendents at the retirement where my late sister lived.

They were playing a game during recreation time. The leader would call a letter of the alphabet and the participants were to name an occupation beginning with that letter. "A" was accountant, "B" banker, etc. Then came the letter "G" which seemed to stump the older folks, except for my sister.

Her answer? "GANGSTER!"

That was my sister.

Bob Wright

 

[davevabch]

Bonus-No payroll taxes.

 

[contender]

A quick wit is a treasure.

 

[wheelgun1958]

Golddigger

 

[Jeepnik]

Bonus-No payroll taxes.

Well old Al found out that could be a problem.

 

[blume357]

Gigolo.....

 

[Bob Wright]

Gigolo.....

That word was completely alien to my sister.

Bob Wright

 

[eveled]

Gardener was my first thought

 

[Watertender]

Bob, she could have said Governor. Here it's pretty close to being a Gangster but I think the Gangster has more integrity...