Morning Breath

[Colonialgirl]

The carpool pulled up and honked.
The late-running office worker grabbed his coat and attache' and ran to the car.
Before he could get inside, his wife called from the porch, "Honey, you forgot to kiss me goodbye."
He ran back to the porch, lifted her robe and gown, and placed a big, wet kiss between her naked thighs. Then he ran back to the car and got in.
The others all just stared at him, so he said,
"She's got the awfulest breath in the morning.

 

[stevemb]

While I like the joke, this may not be the place..hence the views but no replies rate. I step over lines on a regular basis myself.

 

[tinman]

8)

 

[gramps]

Thanks CG! I have always wondered how to avoid morning breath. Only this is about 10 years too late. :shock: :mrgreen:
gramps, who's divorced

 

[GunnyGene]

Thanks CG! I have always wondered how to avoid morning breath. Only this is about 10 years too late. :shock: :mrgreen:
gramps, who's divorced

Just stay in bed until the afternoon. No problem. :wink: :mrgreen: