Medicare Wellness check.....

[Bob Wright]

Today was the day for our annual check-up. And now there is that Medicare Wellness Check where the nurse asks all kind of silly questions to determine if you're senile or not. Questions like "Have you fallen lately? Can you remember these three words?"

Well she asked me one question which drew a surprised "WHAT?!" from me plus a pretty startled look.

She repeated the question, which I understood this time, "When was the last time you had your eyes checked?"

I would have sworn she had asked, "When was the last time you had your a__ kicked?"

It took her awhile to regain her composure.

Bob Wright

 

[blume357]

it's called auto correct... your brain..... just like these new phones and computers... if it doesn't not clearly understand what is said it goes into a search mode to find something close to it.... happens to me all the time.

 

[JFB]

... I would have sworn she had asked, "When was the last time you had your a__ kicked?"
...

:shock:

 

[Fox Mike]

Since my hearing is a bit "off" I too hear things that really weren't said. I told my wife about your visit and question and she laughed so hard she cried .

 

[Dan in MI]

Do they still ask if you have those evil firearms in your home?

 

[Colonialgirl]

Do they still ask if you have those evil firearms in your home?

Why I just tell them:

"NO; I would NEVER keep "EVIL FIREARMS" in my house"; I just never mention the GOOD ones I keep.

 

[Mobuck]

Do you keep firearms in your home?

Are you kidding me, didn't you notice the one on my belt?
Seriously, my regular Doctor's practice was bought out by the local hospital. Immediately, a sign was posted identifying the clinic as an extension of the hospital and forbidding "weapons" of any kind. On the upside, it makes my weight a few pounds less.

 

[Ale-8(1)]

Seriously, my regular Doctor's practice was bought out by the local hospital. Immediately, a sign was posted identifying the clinic as an extension of the hospital and forbidding "weapons" of any kind.

Same here. So far, they haven't mentioned the Leatherman on my belt. I was chased out of the local Social Security office for that one.

 

[bogus bill]

My doctor was a pilot, Harley rider, and has big game heads and stuffed wild cats, and memorabilia in his practice rooms.

 

[Mobuck]

"I was chased out of the local Social Security office for that one."

You,too? I thought maybe I was the only one who considered a Leatherman a tool vs a "weapon".

 

[fiasconva]

Was her next question, "When is the last time you had your hearing checked?" *s*

 

[Kevin]

It’s that Southern accent! I can hear “a$*” in place of eyes.