I just noticed something.

[gasbag]

I now have over 1000 posts.
I know, it took me a long time but I'm married. I have priorities. Well....my wife does.
Does this give me permission to grow hair on my chest now?
I need to know because I have to decide what style of shirt to buy.
High collar or open neck?
I kind of like the Tom Selleck look.................

 

[Jimbo357mag]

Congratulations. When you get to 2000 posts I think you become a 'Hunter'.

 

[gramps]

I don't care if you grow hair on your chest, but women hate cleaning it out of the bathtub/ shower drains. So saith my two ex wives. :shock: You have been warned.
gramps

 

[GP100]

I don't care if you grow hair on your chest, but women hate cleaning it out of the bathtub/ shower drains. So saith my two ex wives. :shock: You have been warned.
gramps

If I had a nickel for how many times I've encountered women's long hair clogging up a bathtub drain.. I could pay my rent for a month..

You mean you have had a woman that actually cleaned anything in the bathroom? WoW. I didn't know they still made those models..

My caregiver is so lazy, I eat off paper plates.. God forbid she should break a fingernail to actually clean the bathroom..

Your lucky..

If I EVER found a good woman like that, she'd be a keeper! And would probably change my opinion of women greatly.. But I have yet to find this magical Unicorn you speak of..

 

[blume357]

Be careful what you ask for:

 

[contender]

Eye bleach, eye bleach.

 

[Big Old Boy]

Is that a silverback gorilla?

 

[rimmer]

Is that a silverback gorilla?

No, it's Bigfoot.

 

[hdxr750]

Big Hair?

 

[gasbag]

Oh Lord...........I DID NOT need to see that.
Thanks a bunch.

 

[Fox Mike]

OMG, some things just cannot be 'unseen'!

I had a buddy that was so 'hairy' that his wife actually vacuumed the bed when he got up, he was like a gorilla.

 

[Bkat]

I now have over 1000 posts.
I know, it took me a long time but I'm married. I have priorities. Well....my wife does.
Does this give me permission to grow hair on my chest now?
I need to know because I have to decide what style of shirt to buy.
High collar or open neck?
I kind of like the Tom Selleck look.................

The rule of the forum is when you reach 1,000 posts you have to buy me a gun. I'll pm you with my preferences.

 

[blume357]

Sorry Guys, I just could not help it... if there was a way to give a warning I would have... well not really....

I was at a convention a few years ago in Branson Missori and there was a costume party that had the hill billy theme... I walked in bare footed and with a pair of coveralls on with no shirt... good friend walked up to me and said, "nice Sweater"

 

[Selena]

I don't care if you grow hair on your chest, but women hate cleaning it out of the bathtub/ shower drains. So saith my two ex wives. :shock: You have been warned.
gramps

If I had a nickel for how many times I've encountered women's long hair clogging up a bathtub drain.. I could pay my rent for a month..

You mean you have had a woman that actually cleaned anything in the bathroom? WoW. I didn't know they still made those models..

My caregiver is so lazy, I eat off paper plates.. God forbid she should break a fingernail to actually clean the bathroom..

Your lucky..

If I EVER found a good woman like that, she'd be a keeper! And would probably change my opinion of women greatly.. But I have yet to find this magical Unicorn you speak of..

Men generally find the kind of woman they deserve- remember, when you stare into the abyss...

 

[Fox Mike]

Sorry Guys, I just could not help it... if there was a way to give a warning I would have... well not really....

I was at a convention a few years ago in Branson Missori and there was a costume party that had the hill billy theme... I walked in bare footed and with a pair of coveralls on with no shirt... good friend walked up to me and said, "nice Sweater"

I wouldn't take you shirt off if you are coming to the"gathering". Someone might mistake you for a BEAR. :lol:

 

[blume357]

No worries... I'll stay under cover... especially with all the shooting that goes on... Hope Contender sets up that competition again..... I need to work on my speed... still can't believe he could do it 4 seconds faster than me and I was shooting on my fastest run a semi auto with no mag change and he was shooting a revolver and had to reload twice.

 

[Tom W]

My wife is a teacher and she will clean the bathroom and is a great cook! I on the other hand am officially retired, taking chemo, losing weight and getting extremely lazy. I do vacuum and wash the dishes and keep the kitchen clean, except when I'm cleaning my system from the chemo drugs. I can't touch anything for three days after the port is deaccessed. And I do my own laundry. Lori does NOT want me washing her clothes.

 

[Colonialgirl]

Is that a silverback gorilla?

No, it's Bigfoot.

A sashquash

 

[Taterman]

An exclusive video of blume walking out to change targets at contender's shoot.

 

[john guedry]

I doubt that I live long enough to get to 1000 posts.

 

[gasbag]

I doubt that I live long enough to get to 1000 posts.

Is having 1000 posts really living?
I don't feel any different now since I passed that mark.
Not that I go around feeling myself or anything.....................