Cooperhawk
Buckeye
An old Rancher takes a new wife. Now she's rather young for him but she has hopes of taming this irascible old coot and ending up a wealthy widow in the end.
After the ceremony they climb into his really nice carriage for the trip out to the ranch. Upon leaving the church yard the gelding pulling the carriage snorts and bucks giving the old Rancher a struggle to settle him down. The old man say, "That's one!"
After a mile or two the horse intentionally vears off the trail through a mud puddle spraying the couple with mud. The old man says, "That's two!"
A while later while all seems quiet the horse lets out a huge cloud of gaseous emissions causing the couple to gag and hold their breath. The old man says, "That's three and pulling his Ruger, shoots the horse dead!
The new bride looks on in utter astonishment and after a minute or so says, "What the heck is wrong with you you old coot. That was a perfectly good horse and now we have to walk all the way to the ranch. Are you an Idiot?"
The old Rancher looks at her calmly and says, "That's ONE!"
After the ceremony they climb into his really nice carriage for the trip out to the ranch. Upon leaving the church yard the gelding pulling the carriage snorts and bucks giving the old Rancher a struggle to settle him down. The old man say, "That's one!"
After a mile or two the horse intentionally vears off the trail through a mud puddle spraying the couple with mud. The old man says, "That's two!"
A while later while all seems quiet the horse lets out a huge cloud of gaseous emissions causing the couple to gag and hold their breath. The old man says, "That's three and pulling his Ruger, shoots the horse dead!
The new bride looks on in utter astonishment and after a minute or so says, "What the heck is wrong with you you old coot. That was a perfectly good horse and now we have to walk all the way to the ranch. Are you an Idiot?"
The old Rancher looks at her calmly and says, "That's ONE!"
