Happy Birthday to ME!

Snake45

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It's my birthday today and I'm loving it. I've learned to celebrate every birthday as if it's the last one you'll ever have, and one day you'll be right.

Guess which one this is for me? No dirty/smutty/risque/filthy comments, please. Oh, wait—dirty/smutt/risque/filthy comments are EXACTLY what I want. Stay within the board's posting rules, please, and PLEASE nothing obvious or lame—points will be awarded for creativity and cleverness, and yes I WILL be scoring them. Unleash Heck! :LOL:

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It's my birthday today and I'm loving it. I've learned to celebrate every birthday as if it's the last one you'll ever have, and one day you'll be right.

Guess which one this is for me? No dirty/smutty/risque/filthy comments, please. Oh, wait—dirty/smutt/risque/filthy comments are EXACTLY what I want. Stay within the board's posting rules, please, and PLEASE nothing obvious or lame—points will be awarded for creativity and cleverness, and yes I WILL be scoring them. Unleash Heck! :LOL:

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Same age as my brother.
 
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Happy ya young whippersnapper. My 70th is in a few weeks.

Enjoy!

I first typed Enjoy with a question mark. A Freudian slip or what?
 
What's the earliest B-day you can remember celebrating? All the rest, I couldn't tell you a durn thing about, 'cept the ones where I have pictures of. Most of things that happened or gifted to me, were either before or after the actual day. Best one was...my wife and I were driving home and my son pops up and says, "Happy Birthday Papa!" My wife in shock, asks, " Today's your Birthday?". I replied, no, it was two weeks ago. She felt bad that she didn't remember. I never felt any happiness about my birthdays...just another day for me...
So, several months later, my wife's Birthday rolls around and all day long, I don't say a word. Finally that evening, my wife, quite chagrined, says, just because, she forgot my birthday, that I was going to ignore hers? I immediately went to my dresser, pulled out a box and a card, gave them to her and said, I never forget! :sneaky: :cool::ROFLMAO:

By the way, Happy Birthday Snake...<singing off key>: ...and many moooooorrrrre!
 
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