Getting Old Can be strange

finesse_r

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A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.

"Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?

"The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.

"Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."He takes her hand and says,

Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh .............




"Let's put all the Corn Flakesback in the box."








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Sounds a lot like my Ex (now living with my daughter). She loves to read.
When she moved in with my daughter she brought four books with her.
She has been reading those same four now since Thanksgiving. Finishes
one and puts it on the shelf, picking up the next one. My daughter swaps
the order on the shelf, and the Ex continues to read the "new" books from
the shelf. :shock:

:D
 
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