Blond Joke

[Bear Paw Jack]

An attractive blond walks into a police station looking for a job. The guy at the desk said there weren't any openings and go home. The police chief was walking by and heard the discussion and he said that it was rude to just make her leave with out taking an interest.

He took her into his office and said I have a few questions for you. "what is 2+2?" She quickly responded "4". He thought I better come up with something a little tougher. "What is the square root of 100?" She said "10". He decided to take another angle at it. He said "Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
She said, "I don't know" He smiled and said "you go home and work on that and let me know when you have an answer".
She went right home and called her best friend and said, "I got the job, and they already have me working on a murder case." Where did you think this was going?

 

[don44]

 

[bogus bill]

He should have asked, "Who Killed Cock Robin".

 

[pete44ru]

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Did he get her phone # ? .

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[bogus bill]

Years ago there was a push to get more minority's on the sheriff`s department. They were having a hard time getting any to pass the test. They had to keep lowering the questions. Finaly they got down to the last two. Overheard one as the other what old Mc Donald had. He had a farm you fool! Un, yeah I remember that now.
Un, how do ya spell farm? Ei Ei O!

 

[Bear Paw Jack]

I ran an Outdoor Lifestyles Store several years ago. The company had a serious drug testing policy. If you failed you would never get another shot at working for them. I got to the point that I would explain that to people and then say, "Look, if you need some time to get it out of your system, tell me right now and we can wait for your test." They would say, "No, I'm good I can past the test." And then fail it. Gene pool is going down hill. I had one guy tell me that he wasn't smoking, he was in a duck blind where a guy was. HELLOOOOOO