Bears in Divorce Court

Colonialgirl

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At a divorce court a family of bears is waiting for the judge to grant custody of little bear.

The judge asks the baby bear; “do you want to live with papa bear?”

The baby bear replied; "No he beats me. "

The judge asked, so do you want to live with mommy bear!

The baby bear said, "No she beats me too."

The judge asked, "Then whom do you want to live with?"

The baby bear says, "The Chicago Bears, they don't beat anyone!" :roll: :roll: :wink: :mrgreen:
 
Colonialgirl said:
At a divorce court a family of bears is waiting for the judge to grant custody of little bear.

The judge asks the baby bear; “do you want to live with papa bear?”

The baby bear replied; "No he beats me. "

The judge asked, so do you want to live with mommy bear!

The baby bear said, "No she beats me too."

The judge asked, "Then whom do you want to live with?"

The baby bear says, "The Chicago Bears, they don't beat anyone!" :roll: :roll: :wink: :mrgreen:

You should have to root for the Cincinnati Bengals...
 
"De Bears"
They used to be good. Can't say I follow them, but I still remember Dick Butkus.
They sure aren't in the same league as the Cubs.( pun intended)
 
FastEd said:
Colonialgirl said:
At a divorce court a family of bears is waiting for the judge to grant custody of little bear.

The judge asks the baby bear; “do you want to live with papa bear?”

The baby bear replied; "No he beats me. "

The judge asked, so do you want to live with mommy bear!

The baby bear said, "No she beats me too."

The judge asked, "Then whom do you want to live with?"

The baby bear says, "The Chicago Bears, they don't beat anyone!" :roll: :roll: :wink: :mrgreen:

You should have to root for the Cincinnati Bengals...


Quit whining Ed, you don't deal with the Motor City Kitties......
 
Dan in MI said:
FastEd said:
Colonialgirl said:
At a divorce court a family of bears is waiting for the judge to grant custody of little bear.

The judge asks the baby bear; “do you want to live with papa bear?”

The baby bear replied; "No he beats me. "

The judge asked, so do you want to live with mommy bear!

The baby bear said, "No she beats me too."

The judge asked, "Then whom do you want to live with?"

The baby bear says, "The Chicago Bears, they don't beat anyone!" :roll: :roll: :wink: :mrgreen:

You should have to root for the Cincinnati Bengals...


Quit whining Ed, you don't deal with the Motor City Kitties......

Next time the Bengals play the Browns both teams are going to wear the same uniforms to make the game more interesting.
 
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