Barber joke

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Customer: (twice nicked by the barber's razor): asks the barber for a glass of water.
Barber: What is wrong sir? Got a hair in your mouth?
Customer: No, I want to see if my neck leaks!
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[don44]

:lol: :lol:

 

[737tdi]

Bahahaha.

 

[Bear Paw Jack]

Never hurts to check.

 

[Bull Barrel]

Did you wear a red tie in here? No? Here's your lip back.

 

[Rancher Will]

This is no joke. Not long ago I asked my barber for a discount for the reason that my hair is getting noticeably thinner.

His response was, "I haven't charged you for a haircut for months. I only charge you a finders fee."

 

[Bear Paw Jack]