Colonialgirl
Hawkeye
Probably an "OLDIE" But still funny:
Late one afternoon, a civilian Cessna landed at the Air Forces’ secret
Area 51 in Nevada. The plane was immediately impounded and pilot hauled into an
interrogation room.
The pilot said he was from Vegas, got lost, was running out of gas when he saw the
runway and made an emergency landing.
The Air Force started a full background check on the pilot and held him overnight during
the investigation. By the next day, they were convinced that he really was lost and
wasn't a spy. They gassed up his plane, gave him a stern warning not to ever mention
that he had been there and sent him on his way.
The next day the same Cessna showed up again on the runway of Area 51. Once
again, the MP's surrounded the plane... the same pilot jumped out and said, "Do what
you want with me, but my wife is in the plane and you have to tell her where I was last
night!"
Late one afternoon, a civilian Cessna landed at the Air Forces’ secret
Area 51 in Nevada. The plane was immediately impounded and pilot hauled into an
interrogation room.
The pilot said he was from Vegas, got lost, was running out of gas when he saw the
runway and made an emergency landing.
The Air Force started a full background check on the pilot and held him overnight during
the investigation. By the next day, they were convinced that he really was lost and
wasn't a spy. They gassed up his plane, gave him a stern warning not to ever mention
that he had been there and sent him on his way.
The next day the same Cessna showed up again on the runway of Area 51. Once
again, the MP's surrounded the plane... the same pilot jumped out and said, "Do what
you want with me, but my wife is in the plane and you have to tell her where I was last
night!"
