Colonialgirl
Hawkeye
Women's Seminar...
> The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?"
> All the women raised their hands.
> Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?"
> Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't remember.
> The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their husband: "I love you, sweetheart."
> The women were then told to exchange phones with another person, and to read aloud the text message they received in response.
> Here are some of the husband replies:
> 1. Who the hell is this?
> 2. Hey, mother of my children, are you sick or what?
> 3. Yeah, and I love you too. What's up??
> 4. What now? Did you wreck the car again?
> 5. I don't understand what you mean?
> 6. What on earth did you do now?
> 7. ?!?
> 8. Don't beat around the bush, just tell me how much you need?
> 9. Am I dreaming?
> 10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.
> 11. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.
> 12. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she?
> The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?"
> All the women raised their hands.
> Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?"
> Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't remember.
> The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their husband: "I love you, sweetheart."
> The women were then told to exchange phones with another person, and to read aloud the text message they received in response.
> Here are some of the husband replies:
> 1. Who the hell is this?
> 2. Hey, mother of my children, are you sick or what?
> 3. Yeah, and I love you too. What's up??
> 4. What now? Did you wreck the car again?
> 5. I don't understand what you mean?
> 6. What on earth did you do now?
> 7. ?!?
> 8. Don't beat around the bush, just tell me how much you need?
> 9. Am I dreaming?
> 10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.
> 11. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.
> 12. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she?
lots of water over the dam so to speak.
