So, married a bunch'a yrs, mostly good. A tip for you all in the same boat. Wife likes to make lists, household chores, shopping,etc.. I have found it beneficial to add to these notes. In between the need detergent/peas/corn, I'll insert..molest husband, and other more graphic suggestions. Its fun and rewarding. The first time was funny though, she got home from the grocery store still flustered and flushed, yup, I did my job. Seems when she got to my line item, while in check-out line, she stalled out, looked confused, and the check out gal and woman in line behind decided to help her read her notes.. Wish that was on video.! Hey, we are all in this together, to quote Red Green.
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Nope, I like breathing in and out too much.
SAJohn
Hunter
Steve, My wife is a compulsive list maker, I am going to steal your idea.
Thanks,
John
Thanks,
John
TucsonDirt
Single-Sixer
That's funny right there but good advice. Been married 27 yrs, still have to remember to try and surprise her with flowers or a note once in a while.
It's the little things like that that keep the fun in the marriage.
It's the little things like that that keep the fun in the marriage.
Chuckbuster II
Single-Sixer
Jeepnik said:
Nothing to worry about unless your oatmeal tastes funny 3 days in a row....
volshooter
Buckeye
Kinda.... no really off topic but I need to know. Is there a roundabout age when females loose their interest in lovemaking?
I am serious. I realize each is different but anyone know the average age?
When do they just tolerate us?
My wife had her internal female parts removed 23 years ago, due to a family history of cancer and went on hormones after a very risky and difficult delivery. I told the Doctor..... just leave me the box it came with.
Really funny then, not funny at all now
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I am serious. I realize each is different but anyone know the average age?
When do they just tolerate us?
My wife had her internal female parts removed 23 years ago, due to a family history of cancer and went on hormones after a very risky and difficult delivery. I told the Doctor..... just leave me the box it came with.
Really funny then, not funny at all now
.Subject may not be for this forum, my post may be removed with my blessing.
Now that right there is funny and I don't care who you are.
OK Mine is the same way with the list. Will have to give it a try. INFO to follow
OK Mine is the same way with the list. Will have to give it a try. INFO to follow
Welllllllllllllllllllllllllllll Wifie had her parts removed 20-25 years ago. Didn't slow down a thing. We are 72. :wink: :wink: :wink:volshooter said:Kinda.... no really off topic but I need to know. Is there a roundabout age when females loose their interest in lovemaking?
I am serious. I realize each is different but anyone know the average age?
When do they just tolerate us?
My wife had her internal female parts removed 23 years ago, due to a family history of cancer and went on hormones after a very risky and difficult delivery. I told the Doctor..... just leave me the box it came with.
Really funny then, not funny at all now
Subject may not be for this forum, my post may be removed with my blessing.
Big Old Boy
Hunter
Now that's just bragging!!!
Colonialgirl
Hawkeye
LISTS ??? How the Hades am I going to remember all the "stuff" Ashley wants along with the dog food, cat treats and hamburger without a list? I ALSO mark where to buy what to get the cheapest prices (Sometimes Publix offers a lower price regularly on an item and their MEATS are FAR superior to Walmarts.)
My maternal grandmother was a nurse, and had multiple lists. What to do today, grocery list, when to medicate dog etc. My mother, a nurse, made lists. I, a nurse, make lists also. That being said, neither of my 2 wives utilized lists ( they were democrats). :shock: 
gramps
gramps
Jimbo357mag
Hawkeye
My wife makes lists for the store and sometimes asks me to do the shopping. I'm fine with that as I usually rip the list in half and just get the top few items and a few things I want, like diet coke and peanuts.
She hasn't been asking me to do the shopping much lately, I wonder why?
She hasn't been asking me to do the shopping much lately, I wonder why?
Chuckbuster II said:
Not worried about that, she's much more direct.
volshooter said:Kinda.... no really off topic but I need to know. Is there a roundabout age when females loose their interest in lovemaking?
I am serious. I realize each is different but anyone know the average age?
When do they just tolerate us?
My wife had her internal female parts removed 23 years ago, due to a family history of cancer and went on hormones after a very risky and difficult delivery. I told the Doctor..... just leave me the box it came with.
Really funny then, not funny at all now
Subject may not be for this forum, my post may be removed with my blessing.
They just approved the "little pink pill". Slip it in her oatmeal. :mrgreen:
Robes
Single-Sixer
We were at a gathering a few weeks ago and my wife was telling a story where I had done something that turned out to be a good thing, but at that point in the story sounded evil. When she got to that part of the story the three couples all stopped and stared at me. I simply shrugged and said with a dirty grin.."I was a bad boy,... and I should be punished!" The inflection and timing is crucial in delivering the line. The three guys got it immediately and broke out laughing. I got "the squinty look" from the three ladies.
volshooter
Buckeye
I think it's just me. I realize that this old fly has bee has been buzzing abound her for 38 years. I need to give the wings a rest :shock: . Need to act me age and slow down.
Me, no list no get. When the kids were small I had to write down how everyone wanted their meal before I hit the drive through. I log everything I do, to help me remember what I done that day. For the next days tasks I make a list, study logistics and have a clear plan of attack before leaving the house.
I do all the shopping for rations. Wife can turn a 8 minute shopping stop into a hour long nightmare. I refuse to go clothes shopping with her, hours....
Why do the stores not have a "lost/still waiting area" in their places for men????
At least Wally world has a couple of benches filled with hollow eyed men waiting on the ole lady.
Me, no list no get. When the kids were small I had to write down how everyone wanted their meal before I hit the drive through. I log everything I do, to help me remember what I done that day. For the next days tasks I make a list, study logistics and have a clear plan of attack before leaving the house.
I do all the shopping for rations. Wife can turn a 8 minute shopping stop into a hour long nightmare. I refuse to go clothes shopping with her, hours....
Why do the stores not have a "lost/still waiting area" in their places for men????
At least Wally world has a couple of benches filled with hollow eyed men waiting on the ole lady.
Colonialgirl
Hawkeye
volshooter said:
SO !!! You is one of them old vacant eyed men with the beer bellies setting there looking like lost children !!
volshooter
Buckeye
No actually I am the guy that waits at a vantage point and creeps the other shoppers out. I was taught when lost stay put. Happened at Wall world today. I spent 30 minutes in one spot eyeballing potential threats, good looking females, freakish folks and waiting on wife to come get me.
Lot of folks at Wally world to look at. Can be fun.
Hollow eyes, hell no I see everything.
Lot of folks at Wally world to look at. Can be fun.
Hollow eyes, hell no I see everything.
