WIL TERRY
Buckeye
I WILL CARRY MY OWN TRAIL MIX of salted cashews, junior mints, candy corn, Rolaids, and DR James Crow's magic elixir, Oh-Be-Joyful.
And so it goes...
And so it goes...
WHEN I AM AN OLD COOT...
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Pat-inCO
Hawkeye
While that is true, I think it more fun if you have a nice lady to at leastWIL TERRY said:
accompany you (if not carry the lighter items).
Bob Wright
Hawkeye
At what age does one become an old coot?
I'm afraid I may be nearing that point.
Bob Wright
I'm afraid I may be nearing that point.
Bob Wright
wish I knew him well enough to be able to call him an "old coot",BUT, knowing his friend and mine Don W from Bowling Green, its "implied" that all these years WIL has been an "old coot" and thus he can carry his own....
and I'm getting there myself......... 8) :roll: :wink:
and I'm getting there myself......... 8) :roll: :wink:
I seem to be moving into Coot Country....
Hmm, the coots I know are black with flat webbed feet. Run like HE77 on water to get airborne. I don't know any of their ages. :mrgreen:
gramps
gramps
exavid
Hunter
I don't know about being an old coot but I'm definitely in geezer territory now.
Jimbo357mag
Hawkeye
How does that TRAIL MIX taste?? I have my doubts.
When I'm an old coot, I'll be having a latina 40 my year junior feeding me grapes on a beach in Latin America while fanning me with palm fronds. When I die, my last peso will be on her night stand :mrgreen:
Bob Wright
Hawkeye
Cholo said:
And, your death, a natural one?
Bob Wright
Yeah, I noticed, but I have no room to talk myself . . .
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blackhawknj
Buckeye
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..I will figure out what I want to be when I grow up.
Bob, even a latina south of Mexico wouldn't kill me for a peso. 2 maybe, but not one. A jealous boyfriend, that I wouldn't have known about, is another thing :wink:
Gettin' kinda thick in here . . .
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:wink: :roll: :wink:
I like trail mix. I might be looking forward to becoming an old coot. Actually I picked up a bag of trail mix last time I was at Costco. Wait, does that mean I could be an old coot??? I'm not any older than gramps!!!
Aw jeeze BPJ, I HAD THEM ALL FOOLED! :shock:Bear Paw Jack said:
I make my own trail mix. 1 lb deluxe mixed nuts, 1 lb M&M's, if you like 1 lb of raisins. Mix and eat when hungry, with plenty of water.gramps
Pal Val
Buckeye
When I am an old coot...
What the heck! I AM an old coot. So what?
My wife buys me a "trail mix" that's called "Heart Smart." I guess it's meant to soak up the whiskey in your belly.
What the heck! I AM an old coot. So what?
My wife buys me a "trail mix" that's called "Heart Smart." I guess it's meant to soak up the whiskey in your belly.
Colonialgirl
Hawkeye
Well you OLD COOTS;
I am a sophisticated, older, Genteel wise woman-------------------------
AND IF YOU DON'T SHARE THAT TRAIL MIX WITH ME I'LL BOP YOU WITH MY CANE AND TAKE THE WHOLE BAG OF IT !!!!
I am a sophisticated, older, Genteel wise woman-------------------------
AND IF YOU DON'T SHARE THAT TRAIL MIX WITH ME I'LL BOP YOU WITH MY CANE AND TAKE THE WHOLE BAG OF IT !!!!
Cholo said:
Cholo, let us know when you wake up from your dream!!! By the way, what beach would that beach? I like grapes too, along with young... well... you know
Ha! I have been trained in Boon Sang Do! (Cane defensive art). It will be a cold day in 7734 that you can mug me. OTOH. I will share with a genteel wise woman. :wink: :mrgreen:Colonialgirl said:
gramps
