Two Vampires Were Sitting In

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their castle in Transylvania talking about how they were tired of the local food. Both of them were of the opinion that Italian food would be a nice change.

So, they changed into bats and winged there way over to Italy. They set themselves down in Venice and went looking for their dinner. Soon, they found a nice dark bridge over a canal to have their meal. They hunkered down and waited. In no time, an Italian couple came floating down the waterway. As they passed under the bridge, the vampires grabbed them, sucked them dry and tossed them into the water.

As they licked their lips, they discussed how good Italian food was and they both decided it was so good that they wanted seconds. Again, they hid and waited. As before another young Italian couple came floating down the canal. Also as before, the vampires grabbed them, sucked every drop of blood from their bodies and tossed them over the side of the bridge.

Now, the vampires were feeling pretty full, but they decided to make it a really special night and to have some dessert. Waiting in the dark, they soon spied another couple approaching their bridge. When they got there, this couple also found themselves subdued and their bodies sucked dry. The vampires then tossed the dead couple into the canal. Satiated, the vampires prepared to change form and fly home before they were caught by the coming dawn.

They stopped however, when they heard singing. Not wanting to be seen, they searched for the source.

A quick glance proved that they were the only ones on the bridge. The sound however was coming from the canal.

Slowly they approached the rail and looked over. Sure enough there in the water they spied an alligator. He was munching on the bodies singing,








"Drained wops keep falling on my head..."
 
You know how they have ugly Christmas sweater party's, well if they
have those for "jokes" you've got a winner!
Dave
 
I had Italian made tires on a vehicle years ago.

When they go flat da go wop, wop, wop, wop.
 
Years ago I was assigned a graveyard shift with a Italian friend. Almost every night the first subject was how little sleep we got that day. I innocently asked, "Lou, how did your day go"? He blew up at me and said he was sick of all the Wop jokes!
 
Two Polish hunters shot a deer. They were having trouble pulling it out of the woods. It`s antlers kept getting tangled in the brush. Another hunter came up on them and suggested they pull it by the hind legs. They said we aint going that direction!
Then they got lost. One told the other he had heard to shoot up in the air for help. He did. Nothing. He tried a couple more times. Nothing. His pal says "try it again". The other says I cant. I am out of arrows.
Know how chise sounds when it hits the fan? Polock.
Years ago I was telling some polock jokes at work. One guy listening got upset and warned me not to tell any Greek jokes. I couldnt resist. I said I got one last one. A Polock married a Greek. They had a son, ya know what they named him? No! What? "Zorba the dumb chise!" I thought he was going to deck me!

You know why they spell Polish and polish the same? (As in shoe polish). I will let you think about that one for awhile.
 

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