Two Blonds Were Driving...

[Bear Paw Jack]

Two blonds were driving to Disneyland.

The sign said: Disneyland Left.

So they started crying
and headed home.

 

[Tom W]

You realize that my wife is blonde. How can I tell her a blonde joke? Maybe say that they were redheads?

 

[SamV]

You realize that my wife is blonde. How can I tell her a blonde joke? Maybe say that they were redheads?

My wife is a blonde also. She sort of collects blonde jokes. She will take them from those who don't take them seriously. But if you are a true sexist pig, you are in big trouble.

 

[Bear Paw Jack]

My wife is blond too, so I shared the story with the folks here.

 

[toysoldier]

My wife is blonde AND Polish.

There's no punch line.

 

[mohavesam]

Two blonds were driving to Disneyland.

The sign said: Disneyland Left.

So they started crying
and headed home.

Blonde men?

- Carol (born blonde)

 

[GunnyGene]

Why were they both driving? Did the car have duplicate controls? :lol: Seems like that would be a big problem. :shock: :lol:

 

[Colonialgirl]

I had a boss that was Polish; He LOVED Polish jokes and I use to collect them while out working in the field at various Sears stores; Get back to the plant, right into his office and unload them on him.

 

[Bull Barrel]

Did he understand them?

 

[Colonialgirl]

Did he understand them?

Yeah Bull, HE DID !! He was quite intelligent and was a great boss !!

 

[Tom W]

My wife is blonde AND Polish.

There's no punch line.

When I was younger and had hair I was blonde. Still am Polish.....and prowd!