Dogs
Can't operate MRI Scanners
But Catscan
**************
Our Mountains
Aren't just funny
They're Hill Areas.
***************
Turning Vegan Would
Be A Big
Missed Steak
***************
Well To be Frank
I'd have to Change My Name.
****************
Forget about World Peace,
Visualize
Using your Turn Signal
****************
Life Is Short,
If You Can't Laugh At Yourself,
Call me, I Will
****************
Ban Preshredded Cheese
Make America Grate Again
****************
Electricians Have to Strip
To Make Ends Meet.
****************
For Chemists Alcohol
Is Not A Problem,
It's a Solution.
****************
My Mood Ring Is Missing
And I Don't Know
How I Feel About That.
****************
I Scream
You Scream
The Police Come,
It's Awkward.
****************
Despite the High Cost Of Living
It, Remains Popular.
****************
I'm Friends With 25 Letters
Of the Alphabet,
I don't know Y.
****************
Cows Stumble Into
Pot Fields,
The Steaks
Have Never Been Higher.
****************
Crushing Pop Cans
Is SODA Pressing.
****************
In Search of Fresh Vegetable
Puns,
Lettuce Know.
****************
He Who Laughs Last
Didn't get it.
****************
Big Shout out
To My Fingers,
I can Always Count On Them.
****************
IRONY.
It's The Opposite Of Wrinkly.
****************
Tried To Grab The Fog,
I Mist.
****************
If You Suck At Playing
The Trumpet,
That's
Probably Why.
****************
When You Are Down
By The Sea,
And An Eel, Bites
Your Knee,
That's Amore.
****************
Can't operate MRI Scanners
But Catscan
**************
Our Mountains
Aren't just funny
They're Hill Areas.
***************
Turning Vegan Would
Be A Big
Missed Steak
***************
Well To be Frank
I'd have to Change My Name.
****************
Forget about World Peace,
Visualize
Using your Turn Signal
****************
Life Is Short,
If You Can't Laugh At Yourself,
Call me, I Will
****************
Ban Preshredded Cheese
Make America Grate Again
****************
Electricians Have to Strip
To Make Ends Meet.
****************
For Chemists Alcohol
Is Not A Problem,
It's a Solution.
****************
My Mood Ring Is Missing
And I Don't Know
How I Feel About That.
****************
I Scream
You Scream
The Police Come,
It's Awkward.
****************
Despite the High Cost Of Living
It, Remains Popular.
****************
I'm Friends With 25 Letters
Of the Alphabet,
I don't know Y.
****************
Cows Stumble Into
Pot Fields,
The Steaks
Have Never Been Higher.
****************
Crushing Pop Cans
Is SODA Pressing.
****************
In Search of Fresh Vegetable
Puns,
Lettuce Know.
****************
He Who Laughs Last
Didn't get it.
****************
Big Shout out
To My Fingers,
I can Always Count On Them.
****************
IRONY.
It's The Opposite Of Wrinkly.
****************
Tried To Grab The Fog,
I Mist.
****************
If You Suck At Playing
The Trumpet,
That's
Probably Why.
****************
When You Are Down
By The Sea,
And An Eel, Bites
Your Knee,
That's Amore.
****************
