Things Confucius Did Not Say

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Confucius Did Not Say.....



Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.


Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.


Lady who goes camping with man must beware of evil intent.


Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.


Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.


Man who runs in front of car gets tired, but man who runs behind car gets exhausted.


Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.


War does not determine who is right; it determines who is left.


Man who fights with wife all day gets no piece at night.


It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it.


Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.


Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.


Wise man does not keep sledge hammer and slow computer in same room.


Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.


And, Confucius Really Did Not Say...


A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!

Paul B.
 
nor did he say..........Man who makes love to woman on side of hill, not on level.........


Man who jumps on inner spring this spring,get off spring, next spring.............


Man with holes in pockets feel cocky all all day.........


8) :roll: :wink:
 
Man in nursing home with dirty diaper, have chitty disposition all day..
 
Woman who cooks carrots and pees in same pot, very unsanitary. (no wait, that was Red Foxx)
 
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