THEIR ONCE WAS AN INDIAN

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Scout943

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There once was an Indian who had only one testicle


And whose given name was 'Onestone'.


He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.


After years and years of torment,


Onestone finally cracked and said,'


If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'


The word got around and nobody called him that any more.


Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said,


'Good morning, Onestone.'


He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night.


He made love to her all the next day,


Until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.


The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.


Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until


A woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away.


Yellow Bird , who was Blue Bird's cousin,


Was overjoyed when she saw Onestone.


She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'


Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,


Then he made love to her all day,


Made love to her all night,


Made love to her all the next day,


Made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!










Why ???










OH, come on... Take a guess !!!










Think about it !!!










You're going to love this !!!










Everyone knows..




You can't kill Two Birds




With


OneStone !!!
 

eveled

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Reminds me of an Italian son who brought his mother to a baseball game. She didn't really understand the game so she had lots of questions.

The first batter got up, and struck out, he explained how he swung and missed three times, and was "out".

The next batter got up, hit a single and ran to first just beating the throw. He explained how he had to run to first so he would get there before the ball was caught by the first baseman.

Then Joe Dimaggio got up, and drew a walk. As he was walking to first, she asked, "Why he no run?"

"Mama he got four balls"

"Wooow, four balls? walk proud Joe, walk proud."
 

jack

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:lol: :lol: :lol: Just to "see" Joe would be worth the price of a ticket. :mrgreen:
 

737tdi

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Noted: I would love to see Joe hit in his early days. I am a huge baseball fan. Hey, you brought it up.
 

vito

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Not meaning to steal the thread, but since Joe Dimaggio was mentioned..... Years ago I was investigating a complaint made against the golf course at a large military base in Texas (I was the Inspector General for that installation) and I had to interview the course manager. His last name was Dimaggio, so of course I asked him if he was related to the Yankee Clipper himself. Turns out he was Joe's nephew, and he shared several stories with me about his famous uncle. I'm not sure if the complaint against him was valid or not, but to me it was such a thrill to be one person away from Joe Dimaggio that I closed the case without any findings.
 
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