The things I get myself into!

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Not complaining, just relating a story mind you.
Our farming operation has been in need of a "grain drill" to plant some wheat, cover crops, food plots, and occasionally reseed some pasture/hay ground. The last few years the market for grain drills has stratified into derelict, worn out junk or newish, very expensive tools much larger and heavier than we want/need.
A month back, I stumbled onto a piece that mostly fit our needs in a price range we could live with. Last week we bought it and it looks like tomorrow is moving day. Oh, there's the fact that this is 60 miles from home.
The "easy " way is to tow it BUT there's a catch. It's 15' wide which is nearly the width of many MO 2 lane highways and ALL the width of gravel roads. It's also a fairly delicate contraption and the wheels are at the outermost points. This means that dropping a wheel off the pavement is an invitation for serious damage.
I thought we had access to a "float"(a trailer with a drop frame that allows such things to be loaded by driving over the trailer frame with a tractor) but later discovered the "float" hadn't been used this century and had settled into the dirt on the donor's barn lot up to the hubs. Now, this drill isn't something that can be loaded onto a trailer w/o a lot of messing around, 3 loaders, and risking damaging the drill , trailer, or both.
Looks like I'm in for a 3-4 hour white knuckle drive but at least the forecast is for a nice, sunny day.
 
So what does that mean? You have to drive it the 60 miles? Do you have to get permits to do something like that? Sure would be a sight to see!
 
Good luck with that, like i tell any family member when they leave the house, "both hands on the wheel, both eyes on the road, and your mind on your driving".
 
Don't forget your ear plugs along with ear muffs over the plugs. You don't want to hear what the drivers are going to be hollering at you. :D
 
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"Maybe after Mn when the traffic is nil? "
Assuming you mean "midnight", THAT option was discussed and I quelled it with extreme prejudice.

Yes, the answer is towing the beast home behind a pickup. Heck, I've done bigger stuff for longer distances. I pulled a 14' wide sprayer across the Mississippi River on the Keokuk Ia bridge (I think it's almost 1/2 mile long) and I can tell you, it's hard to hold your breath for that long.
It's all fun and games in farm country.
 
Good luck and let us know how it works out. I would get a couple pals with trucks and flashing lights to escourt me front and back. It all depends on whether you meet a gung ho deputy or trooper or not.
 
"Call mayor Bloomberg and see if he can help."

Bloomburglar probably couldn't find Missouri and Iowa on a map. I considered asking my Cousin for an escort. He's the county road district engineer where part of this cluster flap will take place. Knowing him, he'd send Deputy Prickie and I'd get a ticket for no safety chain or some such BS.
It's not illegal to tow farm equipment on a public road, just a wee bit nerve wracking on the narrow parts. Once it's hooked to my pickup, it's insured so that helps. Back in the days before combine platform carriers were invented, we moved 20' wide combines all over north MO and southern Ia doing custom harvesting but that was pre-cell phone and people had more sense and paid attention while driving.
 
Mobuck said:
"Call mayor Bloomberg and see if he can help."

Bloomburglar probably couldn't find Missouri and Iowa on a map. I considered asking my Cousin for an escort. He's the county road district engineer where part of this cluster flap will take place. Knowing him, he'd send Deputy Prickie and I'd get a ticket for no safety chain or some such BS.
It's not illegal to tow farm equipment on a public road, just a wee bit nerve wracking on the narrow parts. Once it's hooked to my pickup, it's insured so that helps. Back in the days before combine platform carriers were invented, we moved 20' wide combines all over north MO and southern Ia doing custom harvesting but that was pre-cell phone and people had more sense and paid attention while driving.

Living in a rural area I encounter farm equipment on the road regularly. Always give the farmer right-of-way. He's busy putting food on his table as well as mine.
 
I spent 40 + years hauling oversized loads may I suggest magnetic flashing lights to mount on the machine and know the routes to be traveled as you know I don’t think permitting is needed for ag. equipment.
 
Yes, we do have a set of magnetic flashers/turn signals/brake lights that we use on the big stuff. At least we have an additional leg to stand on in court if it comes to that.
 
OK, we made it all the way w/o major incident. Didn't hit anything or break any parts during the numerous times we had to drop off the edge of the road. Only one incident of having to fit 2 1/2 vehicle width onto a one lane gravel road when we met a pickup and trailer. Fortunately, there was a field entrance that allowed passage although there was some contention about who was going to pull into the muddy driveway. We were passed by an Iowa Hwy Patrol car and met a Mo Hwy patrol car and neither even blinked. They didn't offer to escort either BTW.
Sixty + miles took about 2 1/2 hours with about 12 miles being narrow, hilly, and lots of blind curves. I offered to stage another vehicle at the state line to act as flagman/traffic buffer but Son didn't think it was worthwhile. By the time we got past that 12 miles, he had a different point of view. When we used to move combines a lot, we ran the oldest most beat up grain truck in front as a "deflector" with driver's side tires on the centerline and lights on. No body wanted to challenge that and it slowed traffic and woke the drivers up.
Oh well, it's home with nothing broken and a learning experience for Son.
 
"My dad is 93 and I still have many of those"

I envy you. You have something many of us have lost. I was only 37 when my Dad died. I had to learn a lot of things on my own and I'm not sure it made me a better person.
 
Kudos on a safe move of the equipment. As noted,, in farm country,, you should EXPECT to see such things. And drive accordingly!
 

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