THE FIRST BIRTH CONTROL

[chuck]

Barb wire down the middle of the mattress

 

[wheelgun1958]

 

[Jeepnik]

Reports I've read state that bundling lead to quite a few early weddings.

 

[gramps]

I heard it was a rock placed between the knees of the young lady!
gramps

 

[coach]

I always heard aspirin was the first birth control pill. Placed and held between the knees. Pretty much 100% effective.

 

[Rick Courtright]

I always heard aspirin was the first birth control pill. Placed and held between the knees. Pretty much 100% effective.

Hi,

A friend told me her mother taught her that, yet she came up pregnant anyways.

Mama asked if the daughter had used the aspirin pill exactly as she was taught.

"Why yes, Mama, but then he bent me over!" :oops:

Rick C

 

[Fox Mike]

A rock in the guys shoe will make him limp.

 

[Merle1948]

I always heard aspirin was the first birth control pill. Placed and held between the knees. Pretty much 100% effective.

No it wasn't !!! :cry: Not if she is just a little bit limber..... :mrgreen:

 

[Colonialgirl]

Then there's the OLDE "I'll pull it out in time" claim too.

 

[redhawker]

I always thought the first child was one of the most effective methods of birth control.

 

[Jeepnik]

I always thought the first child was one of the most effective methods of birth control.

Must not be true, quite a few folks do it again, and again and again.

 

[kycliff]

Then there's the OLDE "I'll pull it out in time" claim too.

Lol...

 

[ilikerams]

I always thought the first child was one of the most effective methods of birth control.

Must not be true, quite a few folks do it again, and again and again.

That's one of the down sides of not watching TV, too much time on your hands. :D

 

[blume357]

I heard it was her pointing at 'it' and laughing.

 

[exavid]

Try a prostatectomy, guaranteed to to work. The diaper is a put off too.

 

[Don Lovel]

I told my daughter's boyfriend my Garand was birth control cause if he knocked her up I was going to cancel his birth

 

[Merle1948]

I told my daughter's boyfriend my Garand was birth control cause if he knocked her up I was going to cancel his birth

Side by side 12 ga do a pretty good intimidation too.... :mrgreen:

 

[blume357]

Retired 20 year marine I'm friends with has 5 daughters, when ever a new boyfriend showed up to take one out he would pull him to the side, wrap an arm around him and pull him real close and tell him he looked like a nice upstanding young man who would be good to his daughter and just remember this son, "anything you do to her I'll do to you."

 

[Selena]

I had Donna "volenteer" to help in a day care with 8 screaming 2 & 3 year olds. She still likes the boys but she isn't nearly as likely to disappear with one now.