Senior Citizen Joke !

[Colonialgirl]

SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh ............


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"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

 

[Montelores]

Thanks again for the great humour!

Shared with friends (young AND old)...

Monty

 

[steveodtw]

Good one!

 

[nvbirdman]

I've read that joke before, but I'm old so this morning it was a new joke. And tomorrow morning it will be new, and the next morning **********now I can't remember what I started to say.

 

[Bear Paw Jack]

That's such an old joke, I'd forgotten that I heard it years ago, until I got to the end. So I stole it, because I'm sure a lot of people I know have the same issues.

 

[Pistolero]

LOL! We loved it!

 

[Robes]

Yep,... like a good friend of mine says "You know the good thing about Alzheimers?..... You meet a lot of new people!"

 

[Merle1948]

Yep,... like a good friend of mine says "You know the good thing about Alzheimers?..... You meet a lot of new people!"

AND you get to hide your own Easter eggs..... :?

 

[Taterman]

Nice one!

 

[GP100]

Yep,... like a good friend of mine says "You know the good thing about Alzheimers?..... You meet a lot of new people!"

Don't worry folks... When you have Alzheimer's, you won't know it...

 

[lgriff1968]

At my age, surely I have heard this before, haven't I?

At one time I had accumulated boxes of issues of; The American Rifleman, Shooting Times and Gun and Ammo magazines. I recall over the years, in letters to the editor, people complaining about repetitious articles. We must never forget there are younger enthusiasts and readers who may not have heard, read or seen that which some may take for granted.

Keep posting those oldie but goodies, as, while I am no longer a young novice; look back up to my opening sentence.